• Guest, The rules for the P & N subforum have been updated to prohibit "ad hominem" or personal attacks against other posters. See the full details in the post "Politics and News Rules & Guidelines."

Here's A "Rice Boy Poem" I found

mAdD INDIAN

Diamond Member
Oct 11, 1999
7,804
1
0
I found this poem on the Supercars.net forums.

Enjoy :)

Here it comes, from Japan
A little car, possibly a tin can
Driven by a teen, who thinks it's nice
We have one word for it, stupid rice!
Big assed rims
With a loud fart tip
Looking at it stings
What a piece of sh1t!
Big spoiler of the Supra
A sticker of V-Tec
They think it's super duper
I hope they break their neck
Pop the hood
The engine is crude
Nothing there but a four-banger
I'm gonna beat your ass with a coat hanger!

 

Jackal

Senior member
Oct 9, 1999
477
0
0
Let's all do our part to end the scourge that is the Riceboy by citing local cars whenever we can.

Inspired by Bryan's original citation, I made a PDF vector version which will print at much higher quality on any printer than the bitmapped versions out there.

Check http://the1jackal.webjump.com to download :)
 

zippy

Diamond Member
Nov 10, 1999
9,998
1
0
I'd have to say my favorite riceburner was the one that had "MONKEY" scrawled on the windshield in that "ink" that is used to put the price of the car on the windshield. It looked like a drunken ape wrote it too...hence the "MONKEY"? :p

BTW, this was on a '90 toyota carolla...maroon, 4-door. :)
 

ASK THE COMMUNITY