- Feb 28, 2004
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Pretty young nurse walks into the room to check on an old man lying in the hospital bed. The old man asks her, "are my testicles black?"
The nurse, rather embarrassed checks his chart and ignores him. So the old man asks louder, "are my testicles black?"
The nurse, now quite embarrassed lifts up the sheet and looks at the old man's privates. She says no, no they're not.
The old man even louder now yells, "are my testicles black!?"
The nurse reaches in and grabs the old man's balls, thoroughly checking them this time.
Just then the doctor walks in and asks, "whats going on here?"
The old man now grinning, pulls off his oxygen mask and says, "are my test results back?"
The nurse, rather embarrassed checks his chart and ignores him. So the old man asks louder, "are my testicles black?"
The nurse, now quite embarrassed lifts up the sheet and looks at the old man's privates. She says no, no they're not.
The old man even louder now yells, "are my testicles black!?"
The nurse reaches in and grabs the old man's balls, thoroughly checking them this time.
Just then the doctor walks in and asks, "whats going on here?"
The old man now grinning, pulls off his oxygen mask and says, "are my test results back?"
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