Here's a Joke!

[Psyber]

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."

"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."

"No," said the G.I., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."

😀

 

[dighn]

:laugh:

 

[BlueWeasel]

*crickets chirping*

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
*crickets chirping*

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*tumbleweed & wind*

 

[imported_Kensai]

:laugh:

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: dighn
:laugh:

 

[Aharami]

good one!! 😀

 

[Kenazo]

subtle, I like it.

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
*crickets chirping*

.....,,@

*tumbleweed & wind*

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: ZOOYUKA

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
*crickets chirping*

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*tumbleweed & wind*

 

[andy9o]

8/10

 

[oboeguy]

Haha pretty good!

 

[George P Burdell]

lol

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: ZOOYUKA

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
*crickets chirping*

.....,,@

*tumbleweed & wind*

 

[lokiju]

:laugh:

 

[b0mbrman]

Why is a general dealing with so many soldiers?

 

[manohartvs]

Originally posted by: andy9o
8/10

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Why is a general dealing with so many soldiers?

😕

What should he only be dealing with one soldier? Do you work in middle management? 😉

 

[jlee]

:thumbsup:🙂

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

Here's another joke:

A Korean man walks into a bank looking to exchange his 2,000 won into American dollars. The teller says to him, "I can give you $2.00 for your 2,000 won."

The next day the Korean man comes back with another 2,000 won, but this time the teller says to him, "I can give you $1.75 for your 2,000 won."

"Why only dolla seventy five? Yesterday you give me two dolla."

The teller responds, "Fluctuations."

The Korean man starts to walk out, turns around and says "Fluck you Amelicans, too."