Here We Go Round the Barber's Pole

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Between last night's tawdry ABC Prime Time Live special chronicling Michael Jackson's "special friendships" with a series of young boys over the years (including former child stars Corey Feldman and Macaulay Culkin); the far more thoughtful documentary Michael Jackson's Secret Childhood, airing throughout the month on VH1; and today's release of 1,903 pages of testimony from last year's grand jury proceedings on the Smoking Gun Web site, we're getting into a weird cultural area, Jackson-wise. Not that our relationship to the pop star was ever what you'd call wholesome, but I, for one, never thought I'd be sipping my morning coffee while reading about Michael Jackson's striped penis. According to a detective who investigated the 1993 molestation case that Jackson settled out of court, the singer's private parts are easily identifiable because of the "brown circles," a result of twice-weekly skin bleaching, that make his world-famous wing-wang resemble a "barber's pole."

Rizzo, a former Chicago police detective who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals taken by cops in 1993, claims that because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused.

"It looks like a barber's pole," Rizzo tells PAGE SIX. "That's exactly what it looks like. The first kid and all the other kids who have seen his penis know that there are brown circles around it.

Why isn't this guy in jail....

Jackson's Johnson...

 

[artikk]

P&N?

 

[dartworth]

who cares dude...

 

[Toastedlightly]

No. This is funny shit.

 

[ElFenix]

what a freak

 

[anxi80]

Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?
Dave Chappelle: Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.

 

[Skiguy411]

Wow. Can someone tell me again why he bleaches his body twice a week? Because of his "skin disease"?

 

[Rockhound]

Yup, and there are actually people out there that want their little kids to spend the night with this freak after everything they've heard and know about him.