Here is your WTF of the day.....

[Wheezer]

Christ she looks like Pat with camel toe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...o-fairground-ride.html

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

?I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever,? she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: ?I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

?I wasn?t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn?t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn?t ?normal? to have feelings for a fairground ride.?

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. ?I?m not hurting anyone and I can?t help it," she said. "It?s a part of who I am.?

 

[spaceman]

well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: spaceman
well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

grow up.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: spaceman
well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

You can say that again!!

 

[skace]

That'd be funny if they shut the ride down right after her marriage.

 

[thecrecarc]

If I owned the ride, I would take advantage of this and sell it to her for large amounts of money lest the ride be scrapped and shutdown.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Too bad that ride cheats on her. He's given rides to more women than Ron Jeremy.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL this is so wrong, but funny. Well as long as it's properly lubricated and maintained that ride should last her as long as a normal husband.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: spaceman
well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

can i have a translated version of this please?

 

[geno]

She? I don't see a pic of a she...

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

I guess it rubs her the right way...

 

[biggestmuff]

Hardcore sex...NSFW (not really)

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Hardcore sex...NSFW (not really)

that's hot

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Spooner

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Hardcore sex...NSFW (not really)

that's hot

ew, she is gonna get rust cancer

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
Christ she looks like Pat with camel toe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...o-fairground-ride.html

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

?I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever,? she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: ?I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

?I wasn?t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn?t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn?t ?normal? to have feelings for a fairground ride.?

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. ?I?m not hurting anyone and I can?t help it," she said. "It?s a part of who I am.?

Basically, she's mentally handicapped or just bat shit crazy and probably shouldn't be allowed to drive or anything like that.

 

[xboxist]

Here is YOU ARE wtf moment of the day...

EDIT: OP has redeemed himself and is no longer scheduled for immediate termination

 

[ch33zw1z]

At least you know she won't reproduce as long as she stays faithful

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: spaceman
well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

Awww, and you making such good progress there Spaceman.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: spaceman
well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

can i have a translated version of this please?

It's spaceman. If you know the things he was thinking when he typed any of what he posts you'd claw your own eyes out.

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: xboxist
Here is YOU ARE wtf moment of the day...

lol...oops didn't catch that....no posting before morning coffee.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: spaceman
well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

can i have a translated version of this please?

Well, in a world filled with pedobears, furries fucking, cosplayers rpging, woodmen, freaks, geeks, and paint huffers, this bitch is just fucked in the butt!

 

[Krazy4Real]

wtf indeed.

 

[AstroManLuca]

wtf

 

[xalos]

It's just an elaborate ploy to get a family discount into the park imo.

 

[Old Hippie]

The owner, Dick Knoebel, is a family type of guy and markets the park as such.

I'll bet he's thinking "WTF"! :laugh: