Here is your nightly laugh: Lumpy farts :)

[episodic]

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"



"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants..."


as evidently told orignally by Ike Barinholtz in the February 2005 issue of FHM

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe

Cheers episodic :beer:

 

[djpolstee]

BBBOOOO!!!!!!

If your gonna rip off Ike Barinholtz's joke in the February 2005 issue of FHM at least credit it to him.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: djpolstee
BBBOOOO!!!!!!

If your gonna rip off Ike Barinholtz's joke in the February 2005 issue of FHM at least credit it to him.

[siren]
Joke Police!!
[/siren]

 

[djpolstee]

At least I realize that there are other ppl out there that actually read the magazine.

 

[episodic]

FHM? I found it on usenet

Sheesh. . .

 

[djpolstee]

Well, crap. If no one else reads it then why should I?

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: episodic
FHM? I found it on usenet

Sheesh. . .

Tell that to the judge.

All rise for the Honrable Judge Brutuskend!

 

[bootymac]

LOL, made me laugh :thumbsup: