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Okay - THAT is funny!

Why? Because it makes as much sense as anything else Christianity teaches or because it makes less sense than a zombie Jesus who performed miracles for a while?

Or am i just arrogant for not believing that this world was made just for us but rather that i'm just one out of many many people none of which are really more important and all equally graded on our actions in this world?

There are no theists in foxholes, just scared soldiers bargaining for their own lives as they ready themselves to take others.
 
I don't know what he's saying but no, we have no "soul" we consist of a electrochemical apparatus that is our mind, our brain, everything that makes us into us.

This is well known, there have been a multitude of less than ethical studies and even more ethical studies that provides evidence that you are nothing but the electrochemical impulses manufactured in your brain.

People have been stripped of their memories by injuring a part of the brain, stripped of their personality by injuring other parts and so on.

We're quite aware that what is us resides inside our brains as electrochemical signals.

They are gone when you die, you go back to wherever you were before week 25 of your mothers pregnancy, into the same nothingness.

Your mind doesn't survive your death.

Most scientists will agree we are in our infancy in understanding the mind. Just because we can manipulate personalities and memories still does not disprove the existance of a soul. But I guess we won't know till the end. Maybe I will see you on the other side and then I can point and laugh at you 🙂
 
Not only was the Earth made specifically for us, bit it's at the centre of the Universe and all celestial bodies revolve around us. That's how much Love God has for us.
 
Most scientists will agree we are in our infancy in understanding the mind. Just because we can manipulate personalities and memories still does not disprove the existance of a soul. But I guess we won't know till the end. Maybe I will see you on the other side and then I can point and laugh at you 🙂

Absolutely, most scientists will agree than understanding the electrochemical impulses and how they work to make us into us is something that will take decades if not centuries to even scrape the surface of. Doesn't matter when it comes to the actual function though since we know about how to wipe out a personality and we can do it at will, we can also erase memories at will (unfortunately not some of them but all of them).

There is no evidence of any existence of a soul and as anything else, without any evidence FOR it...

I may be a celestial unicorn when i go to sleep and i may poke you in your dreams with my horn...

There is EXACTLY as much evidence for that as there is for you having a soul.

Regarding the soul thing and the afterlife, i just want to rest, just become nothing, if it's as i believe that that is what happens then i get my wish, if it's as some religions believe that you get what you want then i get my wish, if any of the Abrahamic religions are correct i'm one of the chosen people and if it's like Hinduism or Norse mythology or any of the Roman or Greek Religions i am a warrior and will be rewarded.

No matter what... i win. 😀

Seriously though, you'll go back to nothingness, when you get to be as old as i am and especially if you're so fucking content and done with most things but bored out of your mind as i am you'll wish for that too.
 
Not only was the Earth made specifically for us, bit it's at the centre of the Universe and all celestial bodies revolve around us. That's how much Love God has for us.

I like how Christians are humble people and think everything was made for gods most special beings which are them.

Nothing like believing that there is nothing as great on this earth as them while condemning atheists for not believing that because they are arrogant.

Pisses me off to no end mostly because someone i respected said just that on this forum.
 
So, if you ever wronged somone your first instinct is to help them and fix it? Not pray for forgiveness, that makes you a non-christian. FIRST you ask for the lords forgiveness and then you do absolutely nothing.

I thought you said you know your Bible?

Lol, wrong.

There is no reason to believe that this is true.

Yes, there is. You choose to ignore these "reasons".
 
Absolutely, most scientists will agree than understanding the electrochemical impulses and how they work to make us into us is something that will take decades if not centuries to even scrape the surface of. Doesn't matter when it comes to the actual function though since we know about how to wipe out a personality and we can do it at will, we can also erase memories at will (unfortunately not some of them but all of them).

There is no evidence of any existence of a soul and as anything else, without any evidence FOR it...

I may be a celestial unicorn when i go to sleep and i may poke you in your dreams with my horn...

There is EXACTLY as much evidence for that as there is for you having a soul.

Regarding the soul thing and the afterlife, i just want to rest, just become nothing, if it's as i believe that that is what happens then i get my wish, if it's as some religions believe that you get what you want then i get my wish, if any of the Abrahamic religions are correct i'm one of the chosen people and if it's like Hinduism or Norse mythology or any of the Roman or Greek Religions i am a warrior and will be rewarded.

No matter what... i win. 😀

Seriously though, you'll go back to nothingness, when you get to be as old as i am and especially if you're so fucking content and done with most things but bored out of your mind as i am you'll wish for that too.

That reminds me of the Disney Cruise commercial they had a while back where the whole time the dad is just sleeping while the kids are off doing all kinds of activities. Ain't much that beats a good nap.
 
That reminds me of the Disney Cruise commercial they had a while back where the whole time the dad is just sleeping while the kids are off doing all kinds of activities. Ain't much that beats a good nap.

To sleep in peace when your day is done is something not everyone appreciates as much as they should..

There have been YEARS i've gone through with the hope of doing that but every single time i lay me down to rest and pray the horse my soul to test or however the rhyme goes i've never been able to actually rest..

So at home you'd think i could, now i'm bored out of my fucking mind instead and can't sleep because no matter how much i lift and how far i run i'm still wide fucking awake until i have to set the time to get up in two hours... so i sleep two hours... and you'd think i'm tired then but i awake restless and bored too...

I need something to do and i might have it in a few weeks, might be fun to train people to take care of their own nation a nation in Africa, didn't work all that well in Afghanistan.
 
You're wrong about being non-christian by not praying while doing nothing.

So i'm wrong about something that is incomprehensible and that i didn't state?

My statement was that praying rather than doing makes you a Christian.

The whole concept of forgiveness was invented by Paul The Persecutor (Paul of Tarsus, or just plain Paul in the Bible) who persecuted and killed Christians following James the Just.

He was losing and needed to come up with a solution fast, so he saw Jesus in visions, he invented the salvation of original sin and that you can be forgiven if you admit your sins, you don't need to atone for them (good invention for Paul the Persecutor who had thousands of slaughtered Christians on his conscience that were just wiped out once he invented this passage)

None of what the modern church says are jesus's words are anything but what Paul made up to save himself. It'd seem like Jesus is not one, two or three but five personalities all baked into one, mostly because not one word written is Jesus's, all assembled a long time after his dead and even the biblical scholars all agree that the authers were not the signed authors except paul who used his newfound faiths extention as a path into rightousness where he could be fogiven for slaughtering christians.

In reality, there isn't a single word in the NT that is a word from Jesus and the magic tricks were thought up 200 years afterwards and added. Paul wanted an out and invented hallucinogenic Jesus which spoke to him...

Seriously... this is the shit you believe in? It's fucking pathetic.
 
Well you will have to take it up with the doctors then. They tend to think otherwise.

No, they simply use a different, more colloquial, meaning of the word miracle. Miracle does not have to mean literally instance of divine intervention, but rather can be used to mean an unlikely event that is beneficial. Are you going to claim otherwise or can we all be adults here and just admit sometimes when someone says something is a miracle they aren't trying to communicate God stepping in and changing the outcome?
 
Yes I do believe that, and what you call "closing my mind", I call accepting prefectly true fact, and rejection of inconsistent, deceptive, and forever changing evolutionary dogma.

You know if something is forever changing it isn't dogma by definition, right?
 
So i'm wrong about something that is incomprehensible and that i didn't state?

My statement was that praying rather than doing makes you a Christian.

The whole concept of forgiveness was invented by Paul The Persecutor (Paul of Tarsus, or just plain Paul in the Bible) who persecuted and killed Christians following James the Just.

He was losing and needed to come up with a solution fast, so he saw Jesus in visions, he invented the salvation of original sin and that you can be forgiven if you admit your sins, you don't need to atone for them (good invention for Paul the Persecutor who had thousands of slaughtered Christians on his conscience that were just wiped out once he invented this passage)

None of what the modern church says are jesus's words are anything but what Paul made up to save himself. It'd seem like Jesus is not one, two or three but five personalities all baked into one, mostly because not one word written is Jesus's, all assembled a long time after his dead and even the biblical scholars all agree that the authers were not the signed authors except paul who used his newfound faiths extention as a path into rightousness where he could be fogiven for slaughtering christians.

In reality, there isn't a single word in the NT that is a word from Jesus and the magic tricks were thought up 200 years afterwards and added. Paul wanted an out and invented hallucinogenic Jesus which spoke to him...

Seriously... this is the shit you believe in? It's fucking pathetic.

... And I thought you said you read your Bible. But reading it free from a bigoted angle... Eh, what else can be expected....

You're right about one thing, Saul (not Paul) was a well known persecutor of Christians. Oh yeah, you forgot (by either being too bigoted to mention or read for that matter) that once forgiven, he never harmed another person again, traveled thousands of miles preaching to people of over a vast area, established many congregations, and performed miracles such as curing a lame man from birth, and healing a Roman officer's sick and ailing father. Just to name some.

The rest of your post is just a load of ignorance.
 
... And I thought you said you read your Bible. But reading it free from a bigoted angle... Eh, what else can be expected....

You're right about one thing, Saul (not Paul) was a well known persecutor of Christians. Oh yeah, you forgot (by either being too bigoted to mention or read for that matter) that once forgiven, he never harmed another person again, traveled thousands of miles preaching to people of over a vast area, established many congregations, and performed miracles such as curing a lame man from birth, and healing a Roman officer's sick and ailing father. Just to name some.

The rest of your post is just a load of ignorance.

You are endorsing my opinion of him, you do realize that? This is a a man that rewrites all of christianity, ALL OF IT to change every single meaning to include HIS end goal, forgiveness for HIMSELF and he claims he had visions.

So did Mohammed.

So did Joseph Smith

So did i when i had too much peyote.

Craptastic slaughterer of family has a change of heart and god changes his mind COMPLETELY and is no longer for vengance and repentance but all for forgiveness...

Because a guy who needed that said it... yeah... that seems legit...

But dat dere scientology or Mormonism (seriously, what is the difference, god is an alien ascended to heaven, jesus and alien devil are the sons of alien god and alien gods wife, it's the same fucking religion, later on believers rule own planets.. SAME FUCKING RELIGION and yet retarded people say one is christianity and the other is not??? At least scientologists don't have holy underwear.)
 
I like how Christians are humble people and think everything was made for gods most special beings which are them.

Nothing like believing that there is nothing as great on this earth as them while condemning atheists for not believing that because they are arrogant.

Pisses me off to no end mostly because someone i respected said just that on this forum.

Indeed. What they are actually saying is, "How dare you question God...the thing I can't really provide a scintilla of evidence for, but He is real!"

The problem is that Religion has been Arrogant for so long, it no longer knows the meaning of Arrogance. Kinda like the Asshole usually doesn't know he/she is an Asshole, it's always a shock to them when someone takes serious offense to their cute shenanigans.
 
So i'm wrong about something that is incomprehensible and that i didn't state?

My statement was that praying rather than doing makes you a Christian.

The whole concept of forgiveness was invented by Paul The Persecutor (Paul of Tarsus, or just plain Paul in the Bible) who persecuted and killed Christians following James the Just.

He was losing and needed to come up with a solution fast, so he saw Jesus in visions, he invented the salvation of original sin and that you can be forgiven if you admit your sins, you don't need to atone for them (good invention for Paul the Persecutor who had thousands of slaughtered Christians on his conscience that were just wiped out once he invented this passage)

None of what the modern church says are jesus's words are anything but what Paul made up to save himself. It'd seem like Jesus is not one, two or three but five personalities all baked into one, mostly because not one word written is Jesus's, all assembled a long time after his dead and even the biblical scholars all agree that the authers were not the signed authors except paul who used his newfound faiths extention as a path into rightousness where he could be fogiven for slaughtering christians.

In reality, there isn't a single word in the NT that is a word from Jesus and the magic tricks were thought up 200 years afterwards and added. Paul wanted an out and invented hallucinogenic Jesus which spoke to him...

Seriously... this is the shit you believe in? It's fucking pathetic.

Speaking of Paul, it's very possible that he Invented Christianity. His Books were the very first writings in the New Testament, preceding the Gospels by decades.
 
Indeed. What they are actually saying is, "How dare you question God...the thing I can't really provide a scintilla of evidence for, but He is real!"

The problem is that Religion has been Arrogant for so long, it no longer knows the meaning of Arrogance. Kinda like the Asshole usually doesn't know he/she is an Asshole, it's always a shock to them when someone takes serious offense to their cute shenanigans.

See, this is a man from the part of America that is a good guy, he knows that Hockey is the best sport in the world.

And he's right, it's been too long that humanity has been controlled by the churches made up by men that by fear of eternity rules the most powerful men in our time.

I just realized why i'm so bloody bored, it's the NHL strike, it didn't come to mind, i thought that it wasn't this bad the last time but now i don't have hockey either..

If i'm ever around BC you better put on your skates and we'll see who can skate for the longest, a brit or a canaduck... since hockey is your sport i'll choose the drink... Laphroaig, ten year old, not 18 none of that crap...

Right now i'm cheering for Jokkerit in Finland. (plaaaesa... halp)
 
You are endorsing my opinion of him, you do realize that? This is a a man that rewrites all of christianity, ALL OF IT to change every single meaning to include HIS end goal, forgiveness for HIMSELF and he claims he had visions.

So did Mohammed.

So did Joseph Smith

So did i when i had too much peyote.

Craptastic slaughterer of family has a change of heart and god changes his mind COMPLETELY and is no longer for vengance and repentance but all for forgiveness...

Because a guy who needed that said it... yeah... that seems legit...

But dat dere scientology or Mormonism (seriously, what is the difference, god is an alien ascended to heaven, jesus and alien devil are the sons of alien god and alien gods wife, it's the same fucking religion, later on believers rule own planets.. SAME FUCKING RELIGION and yet retarded people say one is christianity and the other is not??? At least scientologists don't have holy underwear.)

Jesus walked the Earth before Paul become a Christian. He was the one that forgave sins, preached the Kingdom, healed the sick... way before Paul did.

Paul followed Christ's footsteps. He (paul) didn't become a Christian until AFTER Jesus died and appeared to him..

What are you talking about?
 
Speaking of Paul, it's very possible that he Invented Christianity. His Books were the very first writings in the New Testament, preceding the Gospels by decades.

Well the church did exist before paul, led by James and it changed COMPLETELY with the visions of paul.

He had done sheit, needed forgiveness, PRESTO, ALL OF IT CHANGED, no more atonement for your sins, no more punishments for sin, all you have to do is ask god to forgive you...

Yo, well G-man, i kinda slaughtered everyone trying to spread faith, including infants but i don't care because now i has these suckers believing in me.

/Paul of Tarsus, the slaugherer of christians and rapist of infants, also hero of modern day christianity.

Catholicism wouldn't exist without Paul though, in fact, modern Christianity is basically Paulism and nothing else, no one gives a FUCK what Jesus said, it's not in any teachings anymore and the moral of the story is...

Slaughter christians, say it was what god told you to do and god is talking to you and demands that you write down your visions...

Might not work as well today though...
 
Well the church did exist before paul, led by James and it changed COMPLETELY with the visions of paul.

He had done sheit, needed forgiveness, PRESTO, ALL OF IT CHANGED, no more atonement for your sins, no more punishments for sin, all you have to do is ask god to forgive you...

Yo, well G-man, i kinda slaughtered everyone trying to spread faith, including infants but i don't care because now i has these suckers believing in me.

/Paul of Tarsus, the slaugherer of christians and rapist of infants, also hero of modern day christianity.

Catholicism wouldn't exist without Paul though, in fact, modern Christianity is basically Paulism and nothing else, no one gives a FUCK what Jesus said, it's not in any teachings anymore and the moral of the story is...

Slaughter christians, say it was what god told you to do and god is talking to you and demands that you write down your visions...

Might not work as well today though...

This is why people like you are and will always be stuck on stupid.

Read one portion, or portions that fit your hatred so to magnify it, then base the entire Bible off one or several passages, horribly and backwardly interpreted, btw, and call it fact.

You really fit the evolutionists bill, forcing findings to fit their already established opinion.

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