Here is some good math for ya

[Toastedlightly]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And,


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%


Thus, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and
Ass kissing will put you over the top.

Forgive if repost, couldn't find anything in a search.

 

[nick1985]

whatever you say +1

 

[IEC]

Wow, are you Jewish? 😉 (j/k, Jewish ppl like numerical letters for some reason)

Nice numbers BTW 😛

 

[rocadelpunk]

this joke is so old it could vote



::cough::


: P

 

[Zim Hosein]

Oldie but a good one! 🙂

Cheers Toastedlightly :beer:

 

[oneshot47]

so what about zzzzzzzzzz? thats 260%.