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https://www.yahoo.com/news/antarctic-penguins-suffer-catastrophic-breeding-failure-094116582.html
I read somewhere that the real cause is that the Emperor Penguins elected a radical leftist leader and it had led to a dramatic increase in penguin-on-penguin violence. This obviously led to huge riots where the penguins smashed large areas of the continental shelves. Hopefully they learn their lesson before it is too late and elect a conservative leader who believes in family values and can make the penguin economy great again. I saw one of the candidates wandering around with orange face paint and a blonde wig who looks promising.
I also read somewhere that the population of some other penguin species is actually increasing but no idea if that is true or not.
I read somewhere that the real cause is that the Emperor Penguins elected a radical leftist leader and it had led to a dramatic increase in penguin-on-penguin violence. This obviously led to huge riots where the penguins smashed large areas of the continental shelves. Hopefully they learn their lesson before it is too late and elect a conservative leader who believes in family values and can make the penguin economy great again. I saw one of the candidates wandering around with orange face paint and a blonde wig who looks promising.
I also read somewhere that the population of some other penguin species is actually increasing but no idea if that is true or not.
