Here is a good joke

[casper114]

A boy walks into a whore house one day carrying a dead frog, goes up to the head lady
and says " I want the most disease ridden whore you have" with an astonished look she says "really... ok room 2c".

The boy goes with his dead frog and comes back out after doing the deed. The lady asks him before he leaves "why out of all the girls we have here why would you want her.

The boy replies "well im going home and im going to fvck my babysitter, my babysitter is going to fvck my dad, my dad is going to fvck my mom, my mom is going to fvck the mail man and that's the b@stard that ran over my frog."

 

[NiKeFiDO]

wow. ok.

 

[casper114]

tough crowd

 

[mitmot]

poor frog

 

[suse920]

0/1111111111111111111111111111111110 x 10^1000000000000000000

 

[nakedfrog]

Heh, classic. I always heard it with a turtle, not that it makes any difference.

 

[sswingle]

Thats just sick

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Thats just sick

 

[casper114]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Thats just sick

Well I guess that sums up the opinion of ATOT'ers on all my jokes! LOL

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: casper114
tough crowd

We're not so bad with decent material

 

[moshquerade]

should've kissed the frog and it would've turned into a prince

 

[Mucho]

Yes, finally a funny joke

 

[kogase]

Another take on a classic Ozarks story. And by classic I mean classic in that whole southernpeoplearefvckingincestuousneanderthals way. That goes something like a kid walks in, asks for a whore with the clap. Lady asks why? Well, I want to give my sister the clap. Your sister? Yeah, well, I've gotta give the clap to my pa. Your father? Well, only to give the clap to my ma. Your mother? Yeah, she's gonna give it to the preacher, and that's the goddamn bastard I'm after!

 

[casper114]

Originally posted by: kogase
Another take on a classic Ozarks story. And by classic I mean classic in that whole southernpeoplearefvckingincestuousneanderthals way. That goes something like a kid walks in, asks for a whore with the clap. Lady asks why? Well, I want to give my sister the clap. Your sister? Yeah, well, I've gotta give the clap to my pa. Your father? Well, only to give the clap to my ma. Your mother? Yeah, she's gonna give it to the preacher, and that's the goddamn bastard I'm after!

LOL, at least the one I told didn't have incest. LOL

 

[salt9876]

haha, that joke was lamo schamo

 

[Trogdor91]

Heard that before, good joke. Works best in real life when you can drag it out.

 

[casper114]

Originally posted by: Trogdor91
Heard that before, good joke. Works best in real life when you can drag it out.

true

 

[Pakman]

I ran over a frog a few months ago while I was pulling into my garage at 2am. I didn't see him. It was pretty gross. Looked like he just popped. Horrible way to die.

-Edit-
And the gross part is, he was still moving even though his guts were splatter everywhere.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: Pakman
I ran over a frog a few months ago while I was pulling into my garage at 2am. I didn't see him. It was pretty gross. Looked like he just popped. Horrible way to die.

-Edit-
And the gross part is, he was still moving even though his guts were splatter everywhere.

You're not a mailman, are you?