How about some Anal C-nt? such as:
"I sent a thank you card to the guy who raped you"
"Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay."
"The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome" or
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
Actually, anything by them would be good. It would be original, that's for sure.