Her Side of the Story:/His Side of the Story:(A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Her Side of the Story:

My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to some place intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I
wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.


His Side of the Story:

Played badly today -- shot 87 !? Can't putt for sh!t! Felt kinda tired. Got laid though.
 

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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I've read several versions of this kind of joke....

bottom line is...women overanalyze things waaaay too much!

 
Jul 12, 2001
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haha I heard that before, except the "his side" was-
Man, I cant believe the Bengals* lost today, and to the Browns* of all teams. Well at least I got laid.


*substitute any 2 teams