Helpful Hints In Life. (No one is listening until you make a mistake.)

[RusslTheWonderMuscle]

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

[crab]

Are you passing all of your forwarded e-mails on to us???:|

 

[Isla]

Slow down, big boy... You're getting a little too excited here tonight!