HELP

[Mo0o]

my school is having a bake sale and we need a catchy slogan. and be serious, "come taste our nuts" is not a good one.

 

[thereds]

Come taste our nuts.

 

[Hakunin]

LOL, I didn't think of that one, you should use it.

 

[Mo0o]

<< Come taste our nuts. >>


ya bastard

 

[KeyserSoze]

OMG, that was soo funny. I didn't expect that at all.

Thanx for the laugh.


PS--Put our nuts in your mouth?????


KeyserSoze

 

[thereds]

Come taste our hairy pies.

 

[kikokam]

what are you selling?? cakes? pastries? cookies??

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

How about, "Hey, he's eating my Pi?"

 

[Mo0o]

yeah. all sorts.

 

[PG]

come taste our hot sticky buns

 

[creedog]

There's a party in my mouth, are you coming?

 

[creedog]

our melons are huge

 

[thereds]

n/m

 

[thereds]

We've got tarts too!



<< our melons are huge >>



We bake melons now?

 

[creedog]

Put our chocolate christmas balls in your mouth

 

[Mo0o]

<< our melons are huge >>



for a bake sale?


Hers what was got so far

"What does bananas, nuts, and pies have in common? They're all gonna be at the bake sale"

 

[CuriousAndy]

Get your hands on my buns and nuts!

 

[777php]

Come and put your hands on our goodies!

 

[thereds]

Our thick scones will make you scream in edible delight!

 

[Mo0o]

OKOKOKO< THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL BAKE SALE. sexual inuendos won't work if its as obvious as "come put you hands on our buns an dnuts

 

[KeyserSoze]

<--I'm still laughing out loud. Oh MoOo...thanx for the laugh.



KeyserSoze

 

[PG]

What are you raising money for?
Maybe it would be best to tie the cause into the slogan.

 

[weezergirl]

bahaha. u guys make me laugh.

 

[Mo0o]

its for JSA Junior Statesmen of America


edit: response to a few othe rposts: yes yes, i am the comedy king

 

[hungrypete]

do your sign like this

*flashing lights*
Hot Teen Baking Girls Steamy Buns!
Get A Free Taste Right Now!
You've never seen pie like this!
*flashing lights*