Originally posted by: Smackem
Before you read this, my main question is:
What do older women 'want to hear' as to up your chance of ending up in bed?
If you can't accept the fact that I am 20 years old, making about 100,000 a year self-employed, sitting at home in the middle of that day because I can do that, and very lucky with ladies my age; do not read on.
And if you are reading this from your cubicle, unsatisfied with your sex life, make less than 70,000$ a year or wiegh more than 200 LBS, this thread is just gonna make you mad because you are more than likely not 100% satisfied with a part of your life or your life as a whole. Simply a natural ego defense mechanism. I do not want to ruin your day.
If you want to proofread my thread. PM my mistakes, I will fix them when I want too. Please include the context it was typed in, bold the mistakes and have at least 2 possible ways to fix them. Thanks to all the people who proofread my threads for me, but please just PM me and don't bog up the thread.
Okay, This chick that has delivered my UPS mail is HOT. She is ~25 years old (that may be being nice). I just saw her for the first time yesterday, and I got another one in today. She is FINE. Very nice, and flirty. I auctually had to meet up with her yesterday because I was not there for a package, so UPS gave me her cell phone number to meet up with her.
All this being said, How do you come onto a chick when she is at work.
All I could really think of was to crack a few jokes then end with a, so, if sometime when your not working, would you like to go grab a bite to eat or something? Maybe go out to a bar(more chance of getting laid). I could always call her on her cellphone and ask if she wants to get a beer when she gets off work. I am getting a few more pkgs via UPS so I know I will see her again. She got to see me in my underwear when I answered the door today and she was smiling and starring at my crotch

. She reminds me of the popular internet photoshoot of the UPS chick. (you know what I am talking about you nerds)
Here is a run down
Really hot UPS chick I have seen in the past 2 days
I am 20.
she may be like ~26
I do not want a relationship in anyway with a UPS girl. (unless it is sexual)
I just would like to have sex with this girl. (This is just between me and the thousands of ppl that read these forums)
This does not rule out a real relationship later down the road. Men fall in lust first, then love.
How do I come on to her while she is at work?
I can tell she kinda digs me. She does the girl 'forced laugh' that makes them sound real nerdy.
What do you guys think?
edit: the real question here, is how to hit on a chick that is older than you. If she was my age or younger this would be a cake walk. I think its gonna be pretty friggin easy. I just don't know what older womer 'want to hear'.