i know... you could make a sport for nerds.. you know in the movie "You Got Served", where they had those break dancers serving one another.. you could make it be like "j00 g07 pwnd", where nerds pwn one another on the internet, via supreme geekiness, or by link pwnage. the nerd with the most pwns has a choice between getting laid by a $5000 hooker, or 2 gigs of OCZ ram. Invariabally the nerds would choose the ram, resulting in the hooker needing to get a second job in order to pay off
wayne brady.