We know it's not the Russian one lol.
The Boeing MD-80, a quiet, fuel-efficient twinjet, was certified by the Federal Aviation Administration in August 1980 and entered airline service in October 1980. Its Pratt & Whitney JT8D-200 engines, combined with its efficient aerodynamic design, allow the MD-80 to meet all current noise regulations while producing operating costs among the lowest in commercial aviation.
In between multiple un-explained crashes, the MD-80 has performed remarkably well, considering the out-dated design that was used in order to cut costs.
The Boeing MD-80 is a first class passenger plane (when aloft) and tends to not leave too big a hole in the ground, during those un-scheduled landings.
We hope you enjoy flying on one of our newest planes, and remember at Boeing we believe a rivet saved is, well less weight, and less weight has to be good for a plane right?