Help needed identifying burgler!

[oaaltone]

Strange request, but that's what OT is for, isn't it?

My father's shop got robbed last night: someone stole a couple of stereos from cars in the lot. He has a webcam set up as a "surveilance" camera, but it doesn't do much good at night (obviously). If anyone that's good at image manipulation can clean up the photos, I'd really appreciate it.

Webcam captures (lossless PNG file)

EDIT: I failed to make it clear I'm not expecting much. I'm just posting here to pacify my father's curiousity. Everything's covered under insurance anyway, so it's not a biggie. Obviously, the webcam sucks.

 

[yobarman]

there's no way you're hell you're getting anything of worth outta those images.

 

[Lager]

Can you get fingerprints or anything like that?

 

[StageLeft]

I would say that if you had a lineup of three suspects and the CIA to enhance the images, you could make something of them. Otherwise, no. Too bad his webcam isn't better

 

[oaaltone]

Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

 

[BaboonGuy]

Superman/Batman or some other caped fiend appears to have robbed your father

 

[Mill]

BTW, his store was not "robbed" it was burglarized. Pet peeve of mine sorry.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

useless

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

BHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Jfrag

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

BHAHAHAHAHA!!

LMAO!!!! such a random occasion too...

 

[T2T III]

So, your father uses a Web cam for security? Has he ever checked into some better methods? One would think that the insurance discounts for using such devices would more than pay for themselves.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

Now THAT was funny.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

Now THAT was funny.

thats so sad but so funny....

 

[Dissipate]

I've got a tip for your dad. Set up motion lights in the area so that the webcam actually does something at night!

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

Now THAT was funny.

I knew lirion could clean it up

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

Ahahahahaha... wow that was harsh. lol

 

[SherEPunjab]

not cool

 

[isekii]

Lirions response was the funniest ever.
haha

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: olliebg
Come on guys, no one has that miracle CSI software?!?

This was intended to be a shot in the dark.... just to pacify my father.

All the dark areas are R:0 G:0 B:0. There's no data there. Nobody can possibly get any meaningful images from that file. Sorry.

Wait a minute! I think I've got something! This is amazing :Q

Now THAT was funny.

I knew lirion could clean it up

Fvcking awesome job