Help my decipher my dream

[schneiderguy]

I had a dream last night where I was in a public bathroom using a urinal, and then a girl walks into the bathroom and starts to use the urinal right next to me confused. Then, she starts looking over at my man parts, and she smiles and says "that is the smallest penis I have ever seen".

What does this dream mean??


Locked for the obvious..it's a urination and small penis thread.


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[JohnCU]

it means you have some serious issues

 

[us3rnotfound]

Who would know?

 

[Farang]

You've a small penis.

 

[James Bond]

I've actually heard people mention dreams similar to this. I think usually they are in the middle of a room, naked, though, and everyone is laughing at them more or less.

No idea what it means, but I'm kinda glad this never happens to me! Maybe a lack of self-confidence?

 

[olds]

You are worried that women think your penis is too small.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Who would know?

ATOT knows everything

 

[Quiksilver]

3 months later on ATOT...

schneiderguy:
I was using the urinal today while at work when some chick busted in and started to piss in the urinal next to me... when she glanced over saw how small my junk was and started to laugh and while between laughs she was saying something along the lines of "That is the smallest penis I've seen".

 

[Krazy4Real]

 

[JohnCU]

im more worried about why you're dreaming about chicks with dicks

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I had a dream last night where I was in a public bathroom using a urinal, and then a girl walks into the bathroom and starts to use the urinal right next to me confused. Then, she starts looking over at my man parts, and she smiles and says "that is the smallest penis I have ever seen".

What does this dream mean??

You're gay and you don't know it yet. On the facade you seem to be a plain straight guy but what you really crave is a dong. The next bolded part confirms this and clearly indicates you prefer to be the catcher.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
im more worried about why you're dreaming about chicks with dicks

Exactly. How did this chick piss in an urinal?

Self-esteem issues?

 

[Regs]

It means you're afraid to piss in public bathrooms?

 

[SagaLore]

Stop watching so much porn.

 

[CrazyLazy]

Originally posted by: Regs
It means you're afraid to piss in public bathrooms?

this and unsure of your sexuality.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

You think you have a small penis and are worried that you are less manly than women. You place too much emphasis on the heteronormative societal gender stereotype that men must be masculine with huge phalluses to ravage women with. You're paranoid and have serious self-esteem issues because you feel you can't measure up to this stereotype.

Either that or you actually have a tiny penis, in which case you're a woman.