Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed (Hardcover)

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Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed (Hardcover)

Book Description
This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

From the Publisher
Would you let your child read blatantly liberal stories with titles such as "King & King," "No, George, No," or "It's Just a Plant"?
Unless you live in Haight-Ashbury or write for the New York Times, probably not. But with the nation?s libraries and classrooms filled with overtly liberal children?s books advocating everything from gay marriage to marijuana use, kids everywhere are being deluged with left-wing propaganda.

"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed" is the book conservative parents have been seeking. This illustrated book ? the first in the "Help! Mom!" series from Kids Ahead ? is perfect for parents who seek to share their traditional values with their children, as well as adults who wish to give a humorous gift to a friend.

Hailed as "the answer to a baseball mom's prayers" by talk radio host Melanie Morgan, "Liberals Under My Bed" has already been the subject of coverage in The Wall Street Journal and Harper?s magazine. Written by a self-proclaimed "Security Mom for Bush" and featuring hilarious full-color illustrations by a Reuben Award winning artist, it is certain to be one of the most talked about children's books of the year.
 

yllus

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Would you let your child read blatantly liberal stories with titles such as "King & King," "No, George, No," or "It's Just a Plant"?
Unless you live in Haight-Ashbury or write for the New York Times, probably not.
hahah
 

Slikkster

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This kind of book --from either side of the political spectrum-- scares me. On the one extreme are the "anything goes" crowd. On the other extreme are the potential jack booters. Ugh...
 

mwmorph

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Wrong. Just plain wrong brainwashing your kids with such a reactionary/FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR right wing book like this. What's wrong with The Cat in The Hat, Goodnight moon, and clifford books?

This book is bound to inspire hatred of 1 particular group and at such an impressible young age. That is how people like Timothy Mcveigh are created.

Again, I'm going to repeatWE NEED A DAMN LISENCE FOR PEOPLE TO BREED
 

yllus

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Originally posted by: mwmorph
Again, I'm going to repeatWE NEED A DAMN LISENCE FOR PEOPLE TO BREED
Is that so we can filter out people who don't possess a sense of humour?
 

mwmorph

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Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: mwmorph
WE NEED A DAMN LISENCE FOR PEOPLE TO BREED

That's some liberal thinkin' right there!

eh, im liberal in some respects and conservative on others. I support guns(repeal the ban on assulat weaponsd already), higher taxes(so we have better services), conservitive family and religous vales(except i support gay marriage), and other stuff i cant think of off the top of my head.