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Im pumped up on perscription speed(yes, doctors gave them to me), but got 4 hours of sleep. My body is hating me right now. I think there is a very small midget in my stomach doing gymnastics. I need reading matirial to stay awake. Ive read all of madox and im just about done with tuckermax. I need a sight thats safe for work but funny enough to keep me up.

Thanks in advance!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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If you're on speed, why are you at work? What the hell do you have that a doctor would prescribe that to you, that's still safe for you to be at work?
 

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What are you taking, how much, how often, and why? Maybe with some details someone could actually give you advice on what to do to relax and stay awake.
 

anxi80

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prescription speed given to you by a doctor eh? are your teeth chattering and is the refrigerator in the office moving towards you? are you taking the pills to try and lose weight and fit into "that old red dress"?
 

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Originally posted by: Nik
If you're on speed, why are you at work? What the hell do you have that a doctor would prescribe that to you, that's still safe for you to be at work?

Yes, i had add as a kid and still enjoy the pills every once in a while.
 

BigJ

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So you got piss drunk last night, got 4 hours of sleep, and now you're hopped up on speed?
 

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Originally posted by: Siva
What are you taking, how much, how often, and why? Maybe with some details someone could actually give you advice on what to do to relax and stay awake.

Im not aking advice on the speed, i want funny stuff to read.