Help Me Write an Epigram :)

[PCMarine]

An Epigram is "A short poem ending in a witty or ingenious turn of thought, to which the rest of the composition is intended to lead up"

Example 1:

"I am his Highness' dog at kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?"

Example 2:

"Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason."


Now here is one that I was thinking of, but it's pretty weak... maybe you guys/gals can take a crack at it.

"We go to school to learn and get an
Education.
Yet, we return with pointless test scores and
Frustration."

 

[squirrel dog]

Though out ones life...

no matter whats the goal.

keep your eyes on the dounut...

and not the hole.

 

[bleeb]

"All that I know in this world,
is that I know NOTHING."

 

[moshquerade]

there is no time like the present
and no present like the time

to write is to compose
but to limerick is to rhyme

 

[PCMarine]

Thanks, those are great.

 

[huesmann]

There once was a man from Nantucket...