*ahem* Good morning. I would like to thank no one but myself. Though the teachers have "imparted" their wisdom and knowledge on me, it was ME that passed all the courses with nobody's help.
Additionally, though I have made friends and have many drunken memories of good times together....(Marty...I DID sleep with Alice...my bad) you guys didn't help me either.
It WAS ME, ME, AND ALL ME! Thank GOD I'm done with this pimple-faced part of my life. I know that 10 years from now, when I'm a part of the real adult world and working and suffering for a living, i'll not look back fondly on these past four years. What I'll do is worry about how I'm going to pay rent, credit card payments and somehow plan for a better tomorrow.
Yet somehow, I will remember that I got my start here at Luther Wannabecool high school.
Thank you.