Help me think of something funny to engrave on to my iPod

[Byte]

lala

 

[bigrash]

iByte

 

[Quasmo]

"Look at me maw, iM trendy!"

 

[Tylanner]

scratch and sniff

 

[imported_Pablo]

On the bandwagon
5 years behind!

 

[IronWing]

"oBsolete"

 

[tfinch2]

Byte this

 

[sswingle]

"I wanted a good MP3 player, but all I got was this crappy iPod"

 

[Byte]

i thought of these when i was in class (yeah class was boring)

I may autosync, but I don?t lipsync

I need some fine wine and you need to reapply your lipstick

Objects in the mirror are smaller than they appear

Impossibly small?wanna see something impossibly big?

Are you staring at my butt?

The ****** in here is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

It Plays Doom

primPod

I was too lazy to name my songs, so this is the only thing I can read

I know you?re spying on her with me...

I bought this with a FEMA EBT card!

I got money for Lasik surgery, but with A few more bucks I got this instead.

I didn?t steal your iPod

My iPod can beat up Paris Hiltons dog

You cheap bastard, buy a case already

VanityPod

A Black iPod? Why you gotta be racist l?dat for?

What happened to the 80GB I was promised?

My one true love?until iPod pico

I accidentally dropped the last one in the toilet

Juicy Fruit

Hands off! You have cooties!
Its spinnin n***** its spinnin!

Finger Print Scanner

iPwned U

Wow your ugly
See...

iPods are for ages 18 and over, hands off Jacko

FDA approved, FDIC insured, RIAA clamored

Break me and you'll have 7 years of bad luck (years of work to buy another one)

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: Byte
i thought of these when i was in class (yeah class was boring)

I may autosync, but I don?t lipsync

I need some fine wine and you need to reapply your lipstick

Objects in the mirror are smaller than they appear

Impossibly small?wanna see something impossibly big?

Are you staring at my butt?

The ****** in here is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

It Plays Doom

primPod

I was too lazy to name my songs, so this is the only thing I can read

I know you?re spying on her with me...

I bought this with a FEMA EBT card!

I got money for Lasik surgery, but with A few more bucks I got this instead.

I didn?t steal your iPod

My iPod can beat up Paris Hiltons dog

You cheap bastard, buy a case already

VanityPod

A Black iPod? Why you gotta be racist l?dat for?

What happened to the 80GB I was promised?

My one true love?until iPod pico

I accidentally dropped the last one in the toilet

Juicy Fruit

Hands off! You have cooties!
Its spinnin n***** its spinnin!

Finger Print Scanner

iPwned U

Wow your ugly
See...

iPods are for ages 18 and over, hands off Jacko

FDA approved, FDIC insured, RIAA clamored

Break me and you'll have 7 years of bad luck (years of work to buy another one)

:Q so... many....

 

[Eureka]

Just get the Harry Potter one with the emblen engraved .

Norm

 

[DivideBYZero]

iSuck

 

[cheesehead]

"Don't Panic".

"Mostly Harmless".

"Missing, Presmed Fed".

"Frood."

 

[sygyzy]

Not For Resale

 

How many chars can it be?

I vote for "liver".

 

[Phoenix86]

"free iPod" :laugh:

 

[dude8604]

"I spent too much money on this."

 

[InverseOfNeo]

O RLY?

 

[sixone]

"Please return to Byte at xxx-xxx-xxxx. I can't afford to replace it. "

 

[arcenite]

I have more songs on here than the president of the RIAA has CDs.

 

[BudAshes]

how bout "STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'" from the ebaums world gi joe videos

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

"Midwest for Triple Life"

 

[JulesMaximus]

Byte Me!

 

[chcarnage]

"Wrong side"

Originally posted by: Byte
It Plays Doom

Hell yes :thumbsup:

 

[Smackem]

Help, I'm stuck in an iPod factory!