Help me think of column ideas for school newspaper...

[DrumminBoy]

I have a column due tomorrow, and I have no idea what to write about. I'm open for suggestions (this is high school btw)

 

[mugs]

High school? Write about cell phones and being annoying in movie theaters.

Or jelly bracelets and their sexual implications.

 

[bradruth]

Jellybeans and...stickers...whatever the devil you kids talk about these days.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: mugs
High school? Write about cell phones and being annoying in movie theaters.

Or jelly bracelets and their sexual implications.

I'm in High School and have no idea what you mean by "jelly bracelets" nor their sexual implications. Please enlighten me.

 

[Ryan]

I'd write about cars

 

[MisterPants]

A disturbing national trend in high school english classes - world lit is now all amy tan. The literature of other cultures has been replaced by the literature of being from another culture.

 

[TitanDiddly]

"Great Ideas for Pranks, and how to Execute Them"
-Jello in the fountain! (If you're upscale, otherwise it's the toilets)
-Liquid dish soap in the fountain!
-Releasing thousands of crickets!
-Releasing 4 large animals, numbered 1-5, skipping #2!
-Decaying meat in odd places, such as ceiling panels, and teacher's computers!
-Moving large objects such as cars into the school!

And MUCH MUCH MORE! Order now, only $19.95!

 

[TommyVercetti]

A column about how the middle eastern kids in your schools could have links to terrorist organizations, or be sympathetic towards them, so better keep an eye out on all of them.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: mugs
High school? Write about cell phones and being annoying in movie theaters.

Or jelly bracelets and their sexual implications.

I'm in High School and have no idea what you mean by "jelly bracelets" nor their sexual implications. Please enlighten me.

Apparantly some middle school in Florida (?) banned them, because they heard that the different colors indicated how far a girl was willing to go... from hugging to kissing to oral sex (maybe sex, I dunno). The national media picked it up.

 

[DrumminBoy]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
"Great Ideas for Pranks, and how to Execute Them"
-Jello in the fountain! (If you're upscale, otherwise it's the toilets)
-Liquid dish soap in the fountain!
-Releasing thousands of crickets!
-Releasing 4 large animals, numbered 1-5, skipping #2!
-Decaying meat in odd places, such as ceiling panels, and teacher's computers!
-Moving large objects such as cars into the school!

And MUCH MUCH MORE! Order now, only $19.95!

I like it...I think I'll do something on senior pranks...thanks

 

[BillGates]

beavers are always a good topic

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
"Great Ideas for Pranks, and how to Execute Them"
-Jello in the fountain! (If you're upscale, otherwise it's the toilets)
-Liquid dish soap in the fountain!
-Releasing thousands of crickets!
-Releasing 4 large animals, numbered 1-5, skipping #2!
-Decaying meat in odd places, such as ceiling panels, and teacher's computers!
-Moving large objects such as cars into the school!

And MUCH MUCH MORE! Order now, only $19.95!

I like it...I think I'll do something on senior pranks...thanks

No problem.

 

[FleshLight]

Or you can attempt to tackle some more "controversial" issues such as the ratio of Asians to everyone else in AP classes (like my school ).

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Overcrowding in school
gas prices
movies

 

[Apathetic]

Well, you're a student. what's important to you and your peers? Talk to people. Is there something that the school administration does that *REALLY* pisses some people off? Get their side of it and then get the administration's side.

Dave