Help me think of a witty comeback..

[TallBill]

Well, on days that I dont have a mission, I sit on the internet for like 8 hours a day. I literally have nothing else to do since my xbox is in use by someone else. Anyways, people always try to say something clever along the lines of "your still in here?". I need a comeback. Lately I've just been ignoring them.

 

[quakefiend420]

YO MOMMA!!!!

notice the clever use of caps lock...gets them everytime

 

[Stumps]

F*ck ya missus..I did!

 

[EmoHawk]

Just drop your pants round your ankles, that'll stop them bothering you.

 

[MacBaine]

Shoot them. That's pretty witty.

 

[Toastedlightly]

start fapping.

 

[cosine17]

do you mind? im trying to get off in here (give them a very annoyed look at this point.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: EmoHawk
Just drop your pants round your ankles, that'll stop them bothering you.

That will work, thanks.

 

[meltdown75]

say, "I'm trying to surf the whole internet - almost done KTHXBYE"

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
say, "I'm trying to surf the whole internet - almost done KTHXBYE"

WINNAR!!!

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Need some books?

 

"You're still alive?"

 

[conjur]

"No. This is just a hologram. I left a couple of days ago."

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You need to spend less time working on witty comebacks and more time on getting a life. Turn off your computer once in a while and do something.

 

[Specop 007]

Of course I'm still here, I'm chatting with your (girlfriend, wife, mom, dad etc)

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
You need to spend less time working on witty comebacks and more time on getting a life. Turn off your computer once in a while and do something.

Yeah, kill a few people so I won't get shot at as much when I am there in another 18 months.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
You need to spend less time working on witty comebacks and more time on getting a life. Turn off your computer once in a while and do something.

Realize im in Afghanistan.. theres nowhere to really "go" or much anything else to "do". I can only work out so many times a day and sleep so many hours. And going on missions is out of my control. For whatever reason I've been doing less lately. I think its cuz I'm leaving soon.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
You need to spend less time working on witty comebacks and more time on getting a life. Turn off your computer once in a while and do something.

Realize im in Afghanistan.. theres nowhere to really "go" or much anything else to "do". I can only work out so many times a day and sleep so many hours. And going on missions is out of my control. For whatever reason I've been doing less lately. I think its cuz I'm leaving soon.

Quit bein a damned pussy. You have a fully automatic rifle and as much ammo as the .gov can ship to you.
GO TO THE RANGE!!
Orrrr..... Send some ammo to me. Or even better, "lose" a rifle, strip the FC and send that to me.

 

[MrScott81]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
say, "I'm trying to surf the whole internet - almost done KTHXBYE"

Thanks for making me clean my monitor.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: SampSon
"You're still alive?"

winnar!!! :laugh: HEHEHE

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Well, on days that I dont have a mission, I sit on the internet for like 8 hours a day. I literally have nothing else to do since my xbox is in use by someone else. Anyways, people always try to say something clever along the lines of "your still in here?". I need a comeback. Lately I've just been ignoring them.

DIABBQ

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Simply answer... Yes. STFU n00b!

 

[Baked]

My life's not complete w/o taking your wife's 2nd cherry.

 

[apac]

The jerk store called, they're all out of YOU!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
You need to spend less time working on witty comebacks and more time on getting a life. Turn off your computer once in a while and do something.

Realize im in Afghanistan.. theres nowhere to really "go" or much anything else to "do". I can only work out so many times a day and sleep so many hours. And going on missions is out of my control. For whatever reason I've been doing less lately. I think its cuz I'm leaving soon.

Quit bein a damned pussy. You have a fully automatic rifle and as much ammo as the .gov can ship to you.
GO TO THE RANGE!!
Orrrr..... Send some ammo to me. Or even better, "lose" a rifle, strip the FC and send that to me.

I'd love to head to the range.. but come on .. this is the Army.. we take more sexual harassment classes then trips to the range.