Help me stop snoring. . .

episodic

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I sound like a semi. . .


What are some cheap ways to help? (cheap as in my broke ass can't afford a doctor)
 

Toastedlightly

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DIAF?

To be useful I don't know if there is any. The spray worked for my dad (free sample) but cost was prohibitive. I say just sleep face-first in the pillow... or put a sock in your mouth.
 

BlueWeasel

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Maybe those "bandaid-looking" white bandages you put on your nose? Those are supposed to help I've heard.
 

episodic

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Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
DIAF?

To be useful I don't know if there is any. The spray worked for my dad (free sample) but cost was prohibitive. I say just sleep face-first in the pillow... or put a sock in your mouth.

Unfortuantly, I flip repeatedly during the night. Going to sleep on my stomach means I'd flip over in mere minutes. . .
 

episodic

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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Maybe those "bandaid-looking" white bandages you put on your nose? Those are supposed to help I've heard.



Ok I tried those, and that had to be the biggest 'fake' why did I buy this crap moment ever. . .
 

Wallydraigle

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Shine a laser pointer down your throat until the searing beam shrivels up your adenoids. If you're really good and you have a nice pointer try to give yourself a tonsilectomy with it.
 

episodic

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Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
DIAF?

To be useful I don't know if there is any. The spray worked for my dad (free sample) but cost was prohibitive. I say just sleep face-first in the pillow... or put a sock in your mouth.



What spray?
 

episodic

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Shine a laser pointer down your throat until the searing beam shrivels up your adenoids. If you're really good and you have a nice pointer try to give yourself a tonsilectomy with it.



I've already had a Tonsillectomy and Adnoidectomy as a child.
 

Cobalt

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Do you smoke? If so, stop. Lose weight, run, open your lungs (cardiovascular exercise :p).
 

SkyBum

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Put a couple of those expanding foam earplugs up yer nose.......should do the trick.
 

Adica

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#1 don't sleep on your back.
#2 If you are overtired you will snore more. Get at least 8 hours.
#3 Use some sinus medication and "the throat spray" (I forget what it's called)
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: episodic
Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Maybe those "bandaid-looking" white bandages you put on your nose? Those are supposed to help I've heard.



Ok I tried those, and that had to be the biggest 'fake' why did I buy this crap moment ever. . .

They work for me.