Help me stay awake please?

[TwoFace]

OK here's the thing, it's now 2:40am here and if I go to sleep I'll probably sleep in... not a good thing since I HAVE to be at work on time tomorrow... Since I usually just lurk around here I thought I should change that and be a little more active since you guys seem to be fast paced and packed with action...

What I'm lookin' for is flames, jokes, ridicule+++ whatever that'll keep me laughing awake whatever...

If nobody knows any jokes I'm sure I could find some nasty things to say to annoy people so we could get a good flame war going... I just need to stay up

Two-Face

 

[Balt]

I prescribe high doses of Cherry Coke.

That is all.

 

[snow patrol]

Don'tcha have an alarm clock?

 

[TwoFace]

Heh... cherry coke not available... I'm filling up on the regular stuff tho'... the alarm clock has a nasty habit of being in the way of my fist so that's not much help either ... at least not when it's getting this late and I'm grumpy as !&# in the morning

 

[toph99]

Where's Windogg when you need a rant to keep ya up? he hasn't done one of those Idiot of the Month things yet, i love those

/me hands Two Face some Jolt cola

that'll keep ya up for a while

 

[TwoFace]

heh more neffage for me... I guess I just qualified for "Idiot of the month" huh? oh well the things I go through

 

[Farbio]

windogg is out gettin tanked again, if i remember the results of his thread from earlier so any rant he may provide would probably be alot more entertaining than any previous one

 

[toph99]

i swear this board is the funnies thing i've come across in a long time i have no idea where all of you get that dry sarcastic humour, but i love it!!!

 

[geno]

Splash your face with ice cold water every once in a while when your eyes start getting lazy, works for me. Perks me up for about another 20-30 mins

 

[yakko]

/kicks TwoFace in the groin

That should keep you up for a while. Well most of you will be up.

 

[TwoFace]

/me thanks toph99 for the jolt cola... not available here either so it's good to get some

heh that water trick always annoys the &¤#! outta me... just get's me angry... well I might try... would love a drunken rant from windogg right now I guess... that would be just the thing needed

 

[TwoFace]

ouch yakko that really hurts... now I'll probably not be able to sleep for a week

almost worth it the way my eyelids are drooping at the moment Nice try tho'

 

[toph99]

i wish caffein(or however you spell it ) would keep me awake. it would be good for studying and things like that, but it doesn't do a thing to me i can drink as much coke, jolt etc. as i want and it won't do a thing

go put on some loud music, that's one way of keeping you up(and the neighbours )

 

[TwoFace]

oh man I'm neffing tonight... oh well loud music... hmmm already playing a little high... still good tip tho' I'll see if I can turn it up a little without waking the neighbours or anything... heh... probably would be fun to wake'em up, they would at least keep me awake for a good 10mins with complaints and telling me what an A$$hole I am

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

I find even 1-2 hours of sleep will be of benefit the next day, compared to -0- hours. The secret is to not be completely comofortable, sleep in your clothes, on a couch, with a light shining on your face. And drink a lot of water before you go to sleep, you'll have to get up sooner that way.

 

[prodigy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did that wake you up?

 

[TwoFace]

Heh... Yo_Ma-Ma... that one has actually worked for me before... I know usually some sleep is better than none... I'm just not in the mood... call me stooopid... (I am I know )

prodigy yeah kinda

Still UT is kinda good for staying up too... just have to finish reinstalling the crap since it kinda crashed on me and I wasn't happy with the install anyway... oh well more neffage... maybe I'll be the new super nef who knows

 

[Dedpuhl]

Yellow Jackets and Surge....a true combo....also try effedrin (spelling) in the liquid form....

 

[SexEPid]

I've just sent 25 naked women to your place.
You'll be tired for work, but you'll be "Up" all night.
Thanks

Pid, TYRP

 

[Yeeny]

TwoFace: You can be my super nef hero. As long as you sing the old Mighty Mouse theme, the one that goes Here I Come To Save The Day in a real deep voice.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Fire up a PoRn....

 

[Ken g6]

I'll tell you what's keeping me up nights - you're catching me in post stats with this neffing! But something to keep you up nights...hmmm.

I have a friend here at college who assimilated a few hundred PIIIs on campus for RC5, and he might be considering joining me.


























Well, he might be. I don't know what he's thinking.

 

[TwoFace]

<DEEP SEXY VOICE>Heeeeereeeeee IIIII Coooome Toooo Saaaaave Theeeee Dayyyyyy</DEEP SEXY VOICE> *cough* *cough* *argh* like that GF?

/me trying to sing sexy is like nothin' you'd ever believe

Oh, and SexEPid I really apreciate those women... they're doing wonders right now... and boy were you right... I'm up alright heh, with all the ephedrine (allergy stuff ) Dedpuhl prescribed I should be able to satisfy all these women and myself through what's left of the night

 

[SexEPid]

Anything to help, TwoFace!

Just remember to send the women back this way!

Pid, TYRP

 

[TwoFace]

and the neffing continues...

Why of course SexEPid... I wouldn't wanna hog all these beauties and don't share with ya'll... I mean right now I've got no problems... but imagine what trying to keep up with 25 of these women would do to me in the long run eh? oh well time to play some UT... it's done installing now ... more neffage to come