Help me someone...

[Nessoldaccount]

Has anyone ever experienced a time when you really want to do something, and everything is there but your brain just will not let you and there is nothing you can do...so frustrating you could punch through a table of any thickness and it would not hurt.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....damn it. GIVE ME SOME DRUGS OR SOMETHING

 

[BDawg]

Are you constipated again?

 

[Optimus]

Well, there is a little blue pill...

 

[RGN]

Can't get it up? :Q

 

[Pretender]

I'm guessing it's either girl problems, dick problems, or constipation problems. Actually, the first two are pretty similar, so it's either girl/dick problems or constipation problems. Please, we DO NOT want details.

 

[Nessoldaccount]

hahahaha i wish i could get to the point where it's dick problems

 

[BDawg]

So it's either constipation or not having the courage to ask a girl out?

Just call her. She's probably thinks you're pretty cool and just waiting for you to make a move!

 

[CirekL]

MAybe it's dick problems on the bowl... nothing a little prune juice mixed with the little blue pill won't fix. Don't worry about it, I'm sure it happens to everyone sooner or later.

 

[Nessoldaccount]

more like makes friendly gestures but my brain completely stops me from saying anything at all

 

[CirekL]

call the girl pretend you're someone else, see if she likes the person who you really are, and call her back. (kid's, don't try this @ home)

 

[ArkAoss]

girl prblems, just ask, and then ask for ring size

 

[BDawg]

There's no cure for getting up the guts to call or talk to a girl.

In college, my roommate locked me in the room with him and wouldn't let me out until I called her.

Thank god I did; she ended up being my wife.

As for you, try to figure something you have in common, like classes or something. That way, you know she'll have something to say back. After the initial few exchanges, conversation is much easier.

Even though it isn't constipation, you should still eat plenty of fiber!