Help me pick a new carrier

[DesiPower]

I am a new flu strain will be infecting humanity next year. Want to pick a new carrier, where I can spread and grow and yet not infect the carrier. Want to spread as fast as possible so that I can infect as many as possible come fall 2011. I am thinking goat, seems its the most eaten animal on earth, your thoughts?
Pretty lame on the parody attempts tonight. They're not even parodies, just bad puns. -Admin DrPizza

 

[nace186]

at&t.

 

[ArJuN]

Why?

 

[mcmilljb]

at&t.

This I don't want to be infected.

 

[DesiPower]

at&t.

naahhhh... its already over infected by incompetence

 

[OCGuy]

A sheep in New Zealand. Youll spread to humans in no time.

 

[preslove]

Have you thought about a small dog bred to kill rats and other vermin?

 

[CrackRabbit]

First you must construct additional pylons.

 

[lsv]

This one.

/thread.

 

[lsv]

First you must construct additional pylons.

doh got to it before mine

 

[Krazy4Real]

mad cows

 

[shortylickens]

A sheep in New Zealand. Youll spread to humans in no time.

Ahh sheepfucker jokes.
They never get old.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Mosquito.

They are the most evil creature on earth, they live just about everywhere, they breed and spread faster than the plague, and they have the potential to spread more disease faster than just about any other possible carrier.

In many areas the Rat would be a good candidate, but, rats are nothing compared to the mosquito.