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help me mess with the people at work

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Take the clip of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers saying "I DON'T REMEMBER HAVING ANY CORN?!?!"

Or from the first one: "Who... does... number 2... work for?"
 
The way things work today I would think twice about doing anything at work.

People are too easily offended and once HR is involved it's never a good outcome.
 
How do you have time to mess with people at work when you're WORKING CONSTANTLY FROM THE TIME YOU GET THERE UNTIL THE TIME YOU LEAVE LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.
 
Keep a package of crackers in the stall on top of the tank, then flush some every day. The whole office is going to wonder who is eating crackers while dropping a deuce.
 
gotsmack said:
Keep a package of crackers in the stall on top of the tank, then flush some every day. The whole office is going to wonder who is eating crackers while dropping a deuce.
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That's messing with people? It's not like people are going to go mad with curiosity over that is it?

If you want to do something in the restroom, print out some "Out of Order" signs and tape them above every toilet and urinal in the restroom one afternoon you're working late. In the morning everyone who is in desperate need to get rid of their morning coffee will be greeted with that. Wait for everyone to go find another bathroom, take all the signs down, and try to make sure you're walking out the door just as they come back, toilet flushing audibly behind you.

Say: "Where you guys been"? *confused look* "'Out of Order' signs"? "No, not in there". *walk away whistling*

Now everyone thinks they're crazy.
 
"Could everybody please put their phones on mute."
"Who else is on this conference call?"
"We keep hearing weird noises."
 
zip tie the trigger of an airhorn and toss it under the stall (just out of reach of where the deed is being done).
 
The Amazon comments are hilarious, but shipping kills the deal.

Maybe I'll grab the book "How to Poo At Work" though.
 
I went with a couple of Fat Bastard sound bites. Then I found out the thing was too big to fit our TP dispensers at work 🙁
 
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