help me mess with the people at work

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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I am a loser.
I have no job.
I have no friends.
I have no activities.

I am telling you to grow up and get a life.
 

Harrod

Golden Member
Apr 3, 2010
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I printed up several of these with other possum pictures on it and put a co-workers desk phone number on it, and posted it in the elevator once. They complained about it, but no one ever figured it out.

CAT_FOUND_POSTER.jpg
 

phucheneh

Diamond Member
Jun 30, 2012
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Simple is best. It should just go:

POOP

POOOOOOOOPPPP

PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Record yourself moaning like you were in a porn video. A good moan or two. Have it play that.

*Guy goes to tear off some paper
*"Uuhhhhhhhhh"
 

mmntech

Lifer
Sep 20, 2007
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You could coat your co-worker's entire office in aluminum foil, like a buddy of mine once did. Bonus points if you over do it.