help me mess with the people at work

[rudeguy]

I ordered this http://www.amazon.com/Carol-Wright-G.../dp/B000G82KI6

I'm going to put it in the bathroom that is the designated drop zone. Ideas for what to record?

 

[Printer Bandit]

you wanna get fired?, cause that's how you get fired.

 

[shortylickens]

I am a loser.
I have no job.
I have no friends.
I have no activities.

I am telling you to grow up and get a life.

 

[ctbaars]

If you touch me, I'm going to give you a wet willy

 

[rudeguy]

you wanna get fired?, cause that's how you get fired.

LOL...not at my job. I've posted pics before. Messing with each other is a daily sport.

 

[KLin]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/

 

[Harrod]

I printed up several of these with other possum pictures on it and put a co-workers desk phone number on it, and posted it in the elevator once. They complained about it, but no one ever figured it out.

 

[IronWing]

"Mercy flush, for God's sake."

 

[manimal]

kent this is god


stop playing with yourself

 

[dave_the_nerd]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/

 

[phucheneh]

Simple is best. It should just go:

POOP

POOOOOOOOPPPP

PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[gorcorps]

LOL...not at my job. I've posted pics before. Messing with each other is a daily sport.

No kidding

If this was grounds for termination I wouldn't want to work there anyway.

 

[PenguinPower]

LOL...not at my job. I've posted pics before. Messing with each other is a daily sport.

Still a great way to get sued by some butthurt Ee.

 

[zinfamous]

Use the audio from Palin's recent off-prompter diatribe.

😀

 

[clamum]

Record yourself moaning like you were in a porn video. A good moan or two. Have it play that.

*Guy goes to tear off some paper
*"Uuhhhhhhhhh"

 

[MustISO]

Maybe just a crowd cheering/clapping?
or Booing, your call.

 

[MongGrel]

kent this is god


stop playing with yourself

:biggrin:

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's hilarious, too bad we don't have regular toilet paper holders at work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJn1osxQpK0

Or even better, see if you can find an IVR voice message for a sex hot line, and just have those playing, edit it so it sounds like someone is on their phone and has it on speaker and is going through the menus.

 

[MongGrel]

Use the audio from Palin's recent off-prompter diatribe.

😀

The company might get sued for torture for that one though....

 

[MongGrel]

:hmm:

Perhaps this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5N-4JvVyk

:sneaky:

 

[Ichinisan]

Record yourself moaning like you were in a porn video. A good moan or two. Have it play that.

*Guy goes to tear off some paper
*"Uuhhhhhhhhh"

Fapping and grunting sounds. :awe:

 

[John Connor]

Use the audio from Palin's recent off-prompter diatribe.

😀

And people bitch at me when I mention Obozo.

 

[John Connor]

Just make it record, "FUCK YOU STINK!" LMAO!

 

[John Connor]

Or record the Mexican Hat Dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw

 

[mmntech]

You could coat your co-worker's entire office in aluminum foil, like a buddy of mine once did. Bonus points if you over do it.