help me make a slightly colored BIOLOGY joke

mundania

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Jun 17, 2000
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you know those jokes like:
what did the algae say to the mold?
you're a fungi. (there's a million other versions of this 'joke')

stupid, but it might get a chuckle every 100th time you say it. and that 's counting yourself.

anyhow, i got to trying to make a dumb one of my own, and i was wondering if you guys could improve it (if it even deserves the effort of improvement).

here goes:
what did one guy chromosome say to the female chromosome?
i like your DNA. (say it aloud.)


i was thinkgin...when you say it aloud... should you say TNA or DNA?
 

Brutuskend

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What?s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't HEAR and enzyme!!

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How do you make a hormone?

Don?t pay her!!!
 

ZeroBurn

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How do you make a hormone?

Don?t pay her!!!


LOL, that was pretty good, made me actually laugh.


How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?

Take their genes down.

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Which biochemicals wash up on beaches?

Nucleotides.
 

FrontlineWarrior

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what's the difference between mitosis and meiosis?

meiosis is like a reduction division and mitosis is like, not. [wait 5 seconds for laughter, if none, then repeat joke]