Help me interpret what this girl said

[KingGheedora]

me: do you think your parents would want you to marry out of love
me: or for security
her: for security
her: and i would rather marry for security
her: that much i cannot deny
me: at least you're honest about it
her: it's really just a question of when the fleeting side of me can calm down enough to appreciate security
her: there is this boiling dichotomy in me you know?
her: but ultimatley, i know that I am someone who needs to be taken care of
her: and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen

So the part I'm a little confused about is the last statement. She likes to cook and is really good at it, which is why she brought up the kitchen thing. But from what I understand she is saying that she wants to marry a well off guy, but will not give physical affection. Did I interpret that correctly?

No pics, and I am not trying to get any from her.

Edited the summary, since you guys can't handle a joke.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Hmmmm, discussing marriage before you have dropped the panties is usually a relationship killer.

No pvssy for you!

 

[Syringer]

No pics,

So why would we care?

and I am not trying to get any from her.

So why do you care?

 

[hjo3]

Sex isn't "caregiving." Also, what a whore. Literally -- marrying for "security" (e.g. financial reasons)? Come on.

 

[LineOFire]

People say dichotomy?

 

[bobsmith1492]

There is a dichotomy in the popular realm - some say it and some do not.

 

[shadow9d9]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
me: do you think your parents would want you to marry out of love
me: or for security
her: for security
her: and i would rather marry for security
her: that much i cannot deny
me: at least you're honest about it
her: it's really just a question of when the fleeting side of me can calm down enough to appreciate security
her: there is this boiling dichotomy in me you know?
her: but ultimatley, i know that I am someone who needs to be taken care of
her: and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen

So the part I'm a little confused about is the last statement. She likes to cook and is really good at it, which is why she brought up the kitchen thing. But from what I understand she is saying that she wants to marry a well off guy, but will not give physical affection. Did I interpret that correctly?

No pics, and I am not trying to get any from her.

Run away. She is saying she wants to marry someone so they could take care of them.. How could anyone possibly want to be with such slime?

 

[AreaCode707]

My female take on it - she's not talking about sex one way or the other.

 

[mb]

Uh, sounds to me like all she cares about is marrying a rich guy and nothing else.

Stay away.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: HotChic
My female take on it - she's not talking about sex one way or the other.

Stop it, you tease.

 

[KingGheedora]

Originally posted by: shadow9d9

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
me: do you think your parents would want you to marry out of love
me: or for security
her: for security
her: and i would rather marry for security
her: that much i cannot deny
me: at least you're honest about it
her: it's really just a question of when the fleeting side of me can calm down enough to appreciate security
her: there is this boiling dichotomy in me you know?
her: but ultimatley, i know that I am someone who needs to be taken care of
her: and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen

So the part I'm a little confused about is the last statement. She likes to cook and is really good at it, which is why she brought up the kitchen thing. But from what I understand she is saying that she wants to marry a well off guy, but will not give physical affection. Did I interpret that correctly?

No pics, and I am not trying to get any from her.

Run away. She is saying she wants to marry someone so they could take care of them.. How could anyone possibly want to be with such slime?

That's beside the point. I acknowledged that I understood she wanted to marry someone so they could take care of her, that's no surprise to me. I'm trying to understand that statement about caregiving.

She's an acquaintance of mine, and I'm not into her but we get along pretty well.

 

[FrustratedUser]

She just wants money ---- GTFO FTW

 

[KingGheedora]

Originally posted by: HotChic
My female take on it - she's not talking about sex one way or the other.

Okay, so what does "and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen " mean?

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

That's beside the point. I acknowledged that I understood she wanted to marry someone so they could take care of her, that's no surprise to me. I'm trying to understand that statement about caregiving.

She's an acquaintance of mine, and I'm not into her but we get along pretty well.

It sounds like she wants a free ride. She wants a marriage where she doesn't have to put anything into it, but will be given everything she wants.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
me: do you think your parents would want you to marry out of love
me: or for security
her: for security
her: and i would rather marry for security
her: that much i cannot deny
me: at least you're honest about it
her: it's really just a question of when the fleeting side of me can calm down enough to appreciate security
her: there is this boiling dichotomy in me you know?
her: but ultimatley, i know that I am someone who needs to be taken care of
her: and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen

So the part I'm a little confused about is the last statement. She likes to cook and is really good at it, which is why she brought up the kitchen thing. But from what I understand she is saying that she wants to marry a well off guy, but will not give physical affection. Did I interpret that correctly?

No pics, and I am not trying to get any from her.

Sorry to offend anyone but she sounds like a bitch.

 

[Tiamat]

she wants your money... run away.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: HotChic
My female take on it - she's not talking about sex one way or the other.

Okay, so what does "and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen " mean?

She can't cook, doesn't like it and won't do it.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
me: do you think your parents would want you to marry out of love
me: or for security
her: for security
her: and i would rather marry for security
her: that much i cannot deny
me: at least you're honest about it
her: it's really just a question of when the fleeting side of me can calm down enough to appreciate security
her: there is this boiling dichotomy in me you know?
her: but ultimatley, i know that I am someone who needs to be taken care of
her: and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen

So the part I'm a little confused about is the last statement. She likes to cook and is really good at it, which is why she brought up the kitchen thing. But from what I understand she is saying that she wants to marry a well off guy, but will not give physical affection. Did I interpret that correctly?

No pics, and I am not trying to get any from her.

jdskljfalkjfadjfjsdfajs. Sorry... Someone needed to do that.

I refuse to comment on this stupid conversation. And instead I would like to continue the discussion on hairstyles from the 70's. Personally I feel the left out that shaggy haircut thing that everyone had. That one was pretty f'n sweet. Throw on some sweetass sideburns and you were money.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
She's an acquaintance of mine, and I'm not into her but we get along pretty well.

I am not trying to get any from her.

You say that because then you don't have to face the utter disappointment of your inevtiable denial. Seriously, you guys who try to "friend" your way into a chick's bed are just plain pathetic.

Oh and by "caregiving" she meant "providing". So, no, she wasn't talking about sex..............not that you care. :roll:

 

[z0mb13]

she's nothing but a gold digger...

 

[KingGheedora]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: HotChic
My female take on it - she's not talking about sex one way or the other.

Okay, so what does "and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen " mean?

She can't cook, doesn't like it and won't do it.

Taken literally I would have thought the same, but that's not true at all. She's an amazing cook, and loves to throw dinner parties. She invites me over just to try out what she cooks and I get free 5 course meals.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: HotChic
My female take on it - she's not talking about sex one way or the other.

Okay, so what does "and that my caregiving ability stops short of the kitchen " mean?

She can't cook, doesn't like it and won't do it.

Taken literally I would have thought the same, but that's not true at all. She's an amazing cook, and loves to throw dinner parties. She invites me over just to try out what she cooks and I get free 5 course meals.

Knowing that, I would assume she's using the language incorrectly and reverse the meaning of the sentence. "I can cook but I don't do any other type of caregiving activity."

 

[SSP]

Next time she message you, just type "DO NOT WANT!"


haha i think that was from a M4H pic. lol

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

Haha, she basically said that she was a gold digger......in fancy terms. How on earth did you extrapolate sex from that conversation is what I want to know?

And why do you care.....just lie to her and tell her what she wants to here so you can plow her . Then drop her like a sack of oranges.

But seriously, don't over analyze what women say.

 

[thespeakerbox]

her: there is this boiling dichotomy in me you know?

If she talk like that normally, why would you ever try for sex. I'll be surprised if shes *FULL* girl.