Help me get out of a speeding ticket!!!!

[Barnaby W. Füi]

I got a speeding ticket for doing 49 in a 35. I know there are a million ways to get out of speeding tickets, and I heard there was even a website that shows how to do it, can any of you help me?? Thanks!!!

 

[spanky]

if u got the ticket already...wouldn't it be too late to get out of it? u could go to court for a plea bargain to take off the points, but the fine still needs to be paid. just my two cents...

P.S. - i got a ticket too...gonna fight it with a lawyer tho

 

[kaiotes]

i feel your pain

 

[stingbandel]

My friend got a ticket and he decided to go to the court and guess what, the officer didn't show up so he didn't have to pay for it. According to my friend, most officers are too lazy to come to the court but if they do come, you better not argue cause you will get charged more (I think... not sure)

 

[UberNeuman]

Try not speeding. Best way to get out of a ticket...

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Well Uber it's a little too late for that...

And if I went to court and the cop actually did show up, then I would probably feel like an ass!

"Uh, I accidentally plead innocent.."

 

[bootymac]

5 easy steps to get you out of a ticket (if lucky)

1) keep a water bottle somewhere in your car
2) when i cop pulls you over...
3) quickly poor water around your crouch
4) hide water bottle somewhere fast
5) when the cop arrives at your window, say: "sorry officer, I really had to go..." in a panicy voice

if you're lucky, and the cop is nice, he'll let you go!

BUT! its not gonna be a nice sight when you reach your destination! (hopefully you're on your way home)

Edit: Typo's

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Oh damn that's a good idea but I don't think I could pull it off, I would probably bust up laughing! Anyways.. I really don't want to pay for this ticket. C'mon people!

 

[yoda291]

You go to court with a believable BS story and you can argue the ticket. Claim the officer was treating you unfairly...pretty much make it look like you had to be speeding. It helps if you're a girl. My ex was the WORST driver on earth, but argued every ticket and never paid a dime.