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Help me find the cookies!

Geekbabe

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I'm babysitting for my buddy,this is an 11 room house filled with weight watchers food and people who aren't getting slimmer... where are the damn cookies hidden?

Help me fiind the goodies please🙂
 
I keep asking the baby where the cookies are... rotten kid just smilies and runs.I'm starving to death here,I don't want Healthy Choice soup I want the chocolate chips! 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I'm babysitting for my buddy,this is an 11 room house filled with weight watchers food and people who aren't getting slimmer... where are the damn cookies hidden?

Help me fiind the goodies please🙂

they eat out at fat-laden recipes restaurants 😉😛 sorry ..too many rooms in that house..requires too many calories to be expended for the gain in cookies 😀
 
ok,I've searched the fridge and cupboards... no goodies yet! all I can find is crotons🙁
 
Try the linen/towel cabinet. Top shelf clear to the back.

Fat people who are on a diet always have a stash.

Maybe under their pillows? The freezer, underneath all the weightwatchers frozen foods, maybe.

I'm running out of ideas. I've never been a fatso and I'm only relating what I've observed other people doing.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
ok,I've searched the fridge and cupboards... no goodies yet! all I can find is crotons🙁

Do what I just did, order a pizza 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
ok,I've searched the fridge and cupboards... no goodies yet! all I can find is crotons🙁

I know, I know! The croutons have creme filled centers with a chocolate outer shell disguised as stale bread cubes.

 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Try the linen/towel cabinet. Top shelf clear to the back.

Fat people who are on a diet always have a stash.

Maybe under their pillows? The freezer, underneath all the weightwatchers frozen foods, maybe.

I'm running out of ideas. I've never been a fatso and I'm only relating what I've observed other people doing.



off to the linen closet now!!! 😀
 
Geekbabe: It's time for bed, little friend.
Rugrat: Noooooo, I want to watch more TV!
Geekbabe: No, you have to go to bed now. You can't watch any more TV unless you are eating cookies.
Rugrat: OK, I'll eat cookies!
Geekbabe: Well, put your PJs on and go get the cookies.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
no cookies yet but I did find the Godvia chocolate Liquor😛

Where was it? I knew the fatties were cheating on their diet.

Soak the croutons in the liquor and enjoy sweet, crunchy goodness!

 
If theres a TV in the main bedroom, then I would have to say that being a former fat guy, I would check under the bed in the main bedroom. They(fat people) usually hide the cookies and sweets somewhere they can just roll a few inches and reach to stuff their puss fulla goo.

Check it out.
~wnied~
 
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