Help me find a new Sig!

[BAMAVOO]

Make some up or point me to some good ones. I think I have one in mind, but what the heck!

 

[Ryan]

YOu should have my old sig from when I first joined (the tale about why the oceans are salty and whale's sperm), or the following:

"Man with ichy butt, wake up with smelly fingers"

 

[pyonir]

"Hating gays since 1995"?

*shrug*

 

[BatmanNate]

Jesus was a liberal

 

[Dragon365]

Something funny maybe? How about some jack handey quotes:

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
- Jack Handey

I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
- Jack Handey

 

[TheNinja]

Agreed, go with a Jack Handey quote, but don't take mine....here are a few:

"I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis"

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."

 

[thenerdguy]

Take you pic.

http://www.buzink.nl/noms.html