help me find a book of dirty limericks

[xSauronx]

in general im not one for any type of poetry

unless its dirty poetry, of course

anyway, a year or so ago i was at the nearest B&N and saw a fair sized book of limericks
pretty much all dirty limericks, i think it had a section devoted to limericks about prostitutes, amongst other things

flipped though it, some very funny stuff, however i couldnt buy it at the time

also, it said it was mostly a collection of very old limericks that had curculated around some part of europe for a while;probably bs

anyway, i cant remember the name, didnt know if anyone here might know what it was?

 

[PsychoAndy]

Dirty Jokes and Beer - Drew Carey

Thats one that comes to mind. (Ha ha, I get the pun.)

-PAB

 

[xSauronx]

yeah, but looking for this one in particular

nothing fancy about it at all, just pages upon pages of rude limericks

fantastic, hilarious, wish i had bought it

 

[Bluefront]

All limericks are "dirty".

There once was lady named Wall,
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
But the dress caught on fire,
And burned her entire
Front-page,
Sports- section,
And all.

 

[xSauronx]

yeah

and some more so

In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
For he knew that on earth
There were only two balls, and he had 'em

 

[silverpig]

There once was a man named Trebick
Who had the world's tiniest...

 

[etech]

Limericks for Lechers: Lascivious Lyrics, Rambling Ruminations & Titillating Trivia ?

 

[xSauronx]

no, not it, i checked it

like i said

very simple title (i think) and cover (definitely not flashy)

just a bunch of limericks, a collection that was claimed in the front of the book to have been quite old, all limericks, a large amount of them

im going to have to start stashing money on my person for such things *sigh*

 

[Scarpozzi]

There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds
A bubble of gas blew out of his :Q
and now the world's covered with weeds

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet
Drinking some gasoline
Along came a spider with a cigarette lighter
and he blew her to smitherines