Help me entertain myself at work

[rudeguy]

I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

 

[schneiderguy]

make a boat for the lion then sail him down the river

microwave office supplies

make a balloon for the lion and send him into orbit

dissect the lion with the plastic silverware

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
make a boat for the lion then sail him down the river

microwave office supplies

make a balloon for the lion and send him into orbit

dissect the lion with the plastic silverware

Leo is the only coworker I have! But if I could find a way to make him a boat, I would for sure float him down the river.

Anyone know how to make cardboard float?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
make a boat for the lion then sail him down the river

microwave office supplies

make a balloon for the lion and send him into orbit

dissect the lion with the plastic silverware

Leo is the only coworker I have! But if I could find a way to make him a boat, I would for sure float him down the river.

Anyone know how to make cardboard float?

fill some ballons with helium and attach them to the cardboard?

 

[QurazyQuisp]

you should just make him neutrally buoyant in the air with the balloons. It'd be pretty baller.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
make a boat for the lion then sail him down the river

microwave office supplies

make a balloon for the lion and send him into orbit

dissect the lion with the plastic silverware

Leo is the only coworker I have! But if I could find a way to make him a boat, I would for sure float him down the river.

Anyone know how to make cardboard float?

fill some ballons with helium and attach them to the cardboard?

I would need some kind of framework. This might be a task that takes a few days.

 

[alexvorn2]

At work we must to work not to relax, lol

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

Use copy machine to copy office supplies pics and replace originals with copies.

Microwave Plasticware.

Fill up all balloons with Helium and let them fill up the whole ceiling.

Get Water from the river to make coffee for next day.

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
you should just make him neutrally buoyant in the air with the balloons. It'd be pretty baller.

the tank is nearly empty. Probably only enough for 20-30 balloons. Leo is a fatass, so I would have to get the tank refilled first.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

Use copy machine to copy office supplies pics and replace originals with copies.

Microwave Plasticware.

Fill up all balloons with Helium and let them fill up the whole ceiling.

Get Water from the river to make coffee for next day.

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

I rubber banded a knife and fork in his hands already, I thought he might be hungry. He also has a mop so he can clean up tonite.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

Use copy machine to copy office supplies pics and replace originals with copies.

Microwave Plasticware.

Fill up all balloons with Helium and let them fill up the whole ceiling.

Get Water from the river to make coffee for next day.

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

I rubber banded a knife and fork in his hands already, I thought he might be hungry. He also has a mop so he can clean up tonite.

Great...place him just behind the entrance door with that mop and fork/knife for the morning crew tomorrow morning

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

Set up a video recorder for epic win...

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

Use copy machine to copy office supplies pics and replace originals with copies.

Microwave Plasticware.

Fill up all balloons with Helium and let them fill up the whole ceiling.

Get Water from the river to make coffee for next day.

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

I rubber banded a knife and fork in his hands already, I thought he might be hungry. He also has a mop so he can clean up tonite.

Great...place him just behind the entrance door with that mop and fork/knife for the morning crew tomorrow morning

*sigh*
I am the morning crew. I am the only employee here.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

Use copy machine to copy office supplies pics and replace originals with copies.

Microwave Plasticware.

Fill up all balloons with Helium and let them fill up the whole ceiling.

Get Water from the river to make coffee for next day.

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

I rubber banded a knife and fork in his hands already, I thought he might be hungry. He also has a mop so he can clean up tonite.

Great...place him just behind the entrance door with that mop and fork/knife for the morning crew tomorrow morning

*sigh*
I am the morning crew. I am the only employee here.

You own the business ? Have your wife/kids/someone you know open that door tomorrow morning Make whatever excuse so that someone else opens that door.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have been here since 9am and haven't done a single thing productive. I have 2 hours to go and need to find some way to cure my boredom. Here is a list of potential tools I have at my disposal:

microwave
industrial copy machine
coffee pot
a river
a helium tank and balloons
plastic silverware
a stufed lion (approx 6' tall)
assorted office supplies


pics will be provided

Please help

Use copy machine to copy office supplies pics and replace originals with copies.

Microwave Plasticware.

Fill up all balloons with Helium and let them fill up the whole ceiling.

Get Water from the river to make coffee for next day.

Put the stuffed lion just behind the door before you leave for the day so that when the first person in the morning opens the door, he/she gets greeted by the lion. Oh, place/tape one of the plastic fork and knife in his hands :evil:

I rubber banded a knife and fork in his hands already, I thought he might be hungry. He also has a mop so he can clean up tonite.

Great...place him just behind the entrance door with that mop and fork/knife for the morning crew tomorrow morning

*sigh*
I am the morning crew. I am the only employee here.

You own the business ? Have your wife/kids/someone you know open that door tomorrow morning Make whatever excuse so that someone else opens that door.

No, don't own it, don't manage it, don't...I am just a peeon. But they won't hire anyone else to work here, so I get stuck working all the time. They bring in people from other stores to cover my days off.

 

[summit]

what do you do?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Summit
what do you do?

I sell cell phones.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: Summit
what do you do?

I sell cell phones.

Put Leo behind that door and call in sick tomorrow morning . Say Leo bit you :laugh:

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: Summit
what do you do?

I sell cell phones.

Put Leo behind that door and call in sick tomorrow morning . Say Leo bit you :laugh:

it would be called for after today. 10 hours and not a single customer. I literally have dont nothing all day.