Help me do a hockey write up!

Sep 29, 2004
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There is a guy on my hockey team that NEVER passes to the defenseman, so on our teams web page, we want to do a write up as a joke. Please give comments and once we get the edits done, I'll posta link here.

What should I do for the interview (XXX section)?

Anything in the main paragraph that can be added for humor would be appreciated.


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Steve uses his D!

At about the midway point of game 3, a major turning point in Pepsi Express history was made. Steve was in the lower corner of the offensive zone when all his teammates expected him to attempt to skate into the slot for a shot. Then Steven Lambert passed to an unsuspecting Dennis Walley. The pass resulted in accolades from the bench that was just feet away during this astonishing event.

in an after game interview with Steve, he had this to say:
"XXX"

oh, here's the box score...
 

laurenlex

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"<insert name> never passes back to the defense because he has issues with his manhood"

on edit: I know what the OP is speaking about, although I am not a big hockey fan. You pass backwards many times to restart the offesne and get it rolling again.

I would still insult his penis or masculinity.
 
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Well, I managed to get jeremey Roenick inot the interview. He is grumbling about how team USA didn't pick him for the Olympics. Due to the language used, I can't post here.