While taking my son and his friend biking yesterday, I had to remove the back bench of my van to fit the bikes in. I put it on my porch , knowing that I would re-install it later when I got back. When my wife got home that evening she was a little upset saying that it made our house look like Larry, Larry and Daryl's place. So......I told her not quite, but I'd work on it. I knew that a few snowmobile carcasses were derigeur but I need more suggestions....care to help decorate my front porch?