Help me convince my mom to smoke weed

[Ns1]

I think my gateway will either be food (not sneaking it in, that's creepy and she could have a paranoid reaction) or my magic flight vaporizer. But that REALLY looks like a drug taking tool, salacious and underground. Know what I mean? BUt you're absolutely right, it's a safer and just better use of a plant.

but i love bong hits, i don't see my 67 year old sari wearing mom would appreciate it as much

g-pen snoop dogg edition.

look it up, you're welcome. Note: there's 2 versions.

 

[slackerinabox]

I might try it myself if it becomes medically legal in Maryland at some point, but I don't think it's right to push a relative into it while it's illegal even if the risk is low.

My moral system's detached from laws, that doesn't bother me. I'd pay her $50 fine if someone peeks through her window, but seriously no one cares here. Her apartment floor has at least 3 neighbors who fill the hallway with smoke daily. She'll at least be using a vaporizer or edibles, so who would even know?

 

[BudAshes]

I'm against drugs

so no

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

My moral system's detached from laws, that doesn't bother me. I'd pay her $50 fine if someone peeks through her window, but seriously no one cares here. Her apartment floor has at least 3 neighbors who fill the hallway with smoke daily. She'll at least be using a vaporizer or edibles, so who would even know?

Would it show on her criminal record? Public records? With the problems she has, it kind of sounds like she's old enough to not really care about those though. I don't really mind that you're doing it; it's just not something that I would do.

 

[slackerinabox]

isn't the worst side effect called prison?

http://norml.org/laws/item/new-york-penalties-2

To summarize: Less than 25g is not even a misdemeanor and carries a max of $100 fine (I hear of $50 tickets being more common).

 

[brianmanahan]

it's like a 50 dollar fine here. a parking ticket's more expensive

dont park illegally either

 

[BudAshes]

isn't the worst side effect called prison?

Crazy person could run you over when you are walking down the street. Doesn't stop me from going out.

 

[3spooky5u]

This, this is why people make fun of you.

OP I don't have any science to throw at you, but look into vaporizers as a delivery method. It works by vaporizing (duh) the weed instead of burning it, and since the stuff with pharmacological effects has a higher vaporisation temperature than, say, the actual plant matter, it results in inhaling fewer byproducts. That makes your lungs happier, and it means any weed you use will go a lot further than if you were smoking it in a joint.

Quit trying to change my fucking opinion

 

[brianmanahan]

My moral system's detached from laws

probably because of all that weed you smoke

i hear it kills your ambition too

 

[Ns1]

Quit trying to change my fucking opinion

we're not trying to change it, we're just pointing out how ridiculous it is.

 

[slackerinabox]

Would it show on her criminal record? Public records? With the problems she has, it kind of sounds like she's old enough to not really care about those though. I don't really mind that you're doing it; it's just not something that I would do.

"No criminal record for first time offense"

I'd actually most likely be giving her premade edibles, how do they even prove the amount in there?

 

[3spooky5u]

we're not trying to change it, we're just pointing out how ridiculous it is.

It's not

Drugs to more damage than they cure

 

[slackerinabox]

probably because of all that weed you smoke

i hear it kills your ambition too

Yes, every famous musician and author and many other incredibly talented and successful people prove otherwise. I'm not getting into a "pots the evils and makes you dumb" argument, because you're not really worth talking to let alone internet arguing with if you really believe something so dated and simplistic, buddy. Sure slackers can use it to slack some more, but no ones talking about making video games illegal, are they?

 

[lxskllr]

It's not

Drugs to more damage than they cure

If that were true, the only doctors available would be surgeons.

 

[slackerinabox]

It's not

Drugs to more damage than they cure

Yawn, move along - no one gives a shit about your prehistoric, non-science based morality drenched arguments. Actually, you don't even have that basic of debate skills, you're just saying "drugs are the bad, because I say soooo!".

where's that ignore button?

 

[3spooky5u]

Yawn, move along - no one gives a shit about your prehistoric, non-science based morality drenched arguments. Actually, you don't even have that basic of debate skills, you're just saying "drugs are the bad, because I say soooo!".

where's that ignore button?

Ohh a keyboard warrior

 

[brianmanahan]

Yes, every famous musician and author and many other incredibly talented and successful people prove otherwise.

you are not any of those things though

 

[mammador]

erm....sorry, she has authority, and always will...

she tells you to do shit, not vice versa...it's the human way, get over it..

 

[slackerinabox]

you are not any of those things though

I love you too

 

[BudAshes]

you are not any of those things though

 

[mammador]

"No criminal record for first time offense"

I'd actually most likely be giving her premade edibles, how do they even prove the amount in there?

erm....depends on the nature of the offence...that doesn't even exist in many jurisdictions....

you can have morals all you want (most people don't care for them)...but then tell that to the judge when they sentence your mother...

 

[mammador]

Yawn, move along - no one gives a shit about your prehistoric, non-science based morality drenched arguments. Actually, you don't even have that basic of debate skills, you're just saying "drugs are the bad, because I say soooo!".

where's that ignore button?

Drugs are harmful....did you just wake the fuck up yesterday and realise that?

 

[Ns1]

erm....depends on the nature of the offence...that doesn't even exist in many jurisdictions....

you can have morals all you want (most people don't care for them)...but then tell that to the judge when they sentence your mother...

for what?

Drugs are harmful....did you just wake the fuck up yesterday and realise that?

and yet I can go to any one of a million stores and buy enough OTC drugs to kill me right now. something that is not possible with marijuana.

 

[mammador]

for what?



and yet I can go to any one of a million stores and buy enough OTC drugs to kill me right now. something that is not possible with marijuana.

Good for you....And? I'm not bothered what you buy...

 

[Ns1]

Good for you....And? I'm not bothered what you buy...

Therefore, marijuana is not as harmful as most other commonly available drugs.

TMYK