Help me become more hipster

alfa147x

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Jul 14, 2005
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I refuse to change the way I dress. I also already have a moped. What's next?
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Wear some kind of wooden bead choker necklace or a bracelet (more than one scores points). Also, thick rimmed glasses (even if you don't need them) and wearing thin stocking caps indoors helps.
 

alfa147x

Lifer
Jul 14, 2005
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Do you drink PBR from a can?

Funny thing about PBR: I really liked it the first time I had it. A few months later I bought a box of 12. That shit is nasty.

It's in the back of my fridge. Free beer anyone?

Bottles. Not cans
 

IndyColtsFan

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Sep 22, 2007
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Don't you have these too?

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RPD

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Jul 22, 2009
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Nails painted black right? Eyebrow pierced, lip?
 

OCGuy

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Jul 12, 2000
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Become a barista at Starbucks and pretend that you are there because you want to be, not because you aren't qualified for anything else.
 

mizzou

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wanting to be more hipster, is already rule #1 of becoming more hipster