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Help! Important new charity!

Russ

Lifer
IT COSTS SO LITTLE AND MEANS SO MUCH

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ THIS IMPORTANT CRY FOR HELP...

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. This will have catastrophic results in our vital -- no, indispensable -- entertainment industry.

Barbra Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec
Baldwin -- among many others -- have sworn to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected President. (HOPE JANE FONDA IS TRAVELING WITH THEM!)

And this is where YOU can help.

We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans. We also need
airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds. For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation.

You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become a useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing.

You will help, won't you? It costs so little but it means so much. Do it for the children!!!

Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit cards are accepted.

Russ, NCNE
 


<< You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen &quot;refugee&quot; as they learn to become a useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing >>


Aw, Russ, couldn't we make it the Third World country of OUR choosing?
 
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