ProfJohn
Lifer
- Jul 28, 2006
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i need to find a way to spend 2500$ fast, i got this credit card that gives deals (free airplane tickets) but you gotta spend 2500$ in 3 months, i buy no way ever buy that much stuff in 3 months.
what should i buy to get me to the limit!???
self-publish your first book of pometry.
It's a win for brianmanahan, and a win for the world.
Oh yeah, forgot about this. Spend the money to spread your love, OP!
$1,500 for a short vanity run of your "Colekted Pomes."
$1,000 for book rate, 4th class (how appropriate!) mailings of your magnum opus to places desperate enough to accept just about anything that's free -- prisons, homeless shelters, seedier and more desperate dentist offices, the Kim Jong Il Permanent Collection of Running Dog Imperialist Drivel, the San Fransisco Institute for the Preservation of Extreme Hipster Irony -- that sort of thing.

Buy Amazon gift cards. They sell for higher than face value on ebay.
Buy gift cards at your supermarket, and use them at your convenience.
Buy Amazon gift cards. They sell for higher than face value on ebay.
Huh? Why?
Come on folks...do you REALLY want an idiot like the OP buying firearms?
"My gun is my Friend.
A pome by brianmanahann
My gun is my friend, I cannot lie
I point it at peeple and make them die.
The bullets it shoots, they cost quite a bit,
The price of just one would get a hooker to show me some tit.
My gun is my friend, yes that's a fact.
If you argue with me, you just might get whacked."
No siree...a firearm is the LAST FUCKING THING the OP should buy with his $2500.
Nice poem :thumbsup:
No, actually, it's horrible...just like the OP's pomes.
