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HELP! I don't wanna die!!

spend the rest of your life searching for the fountain of youth.
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<< Perhaps porn and constant fap fap fapping will keep me young and fresh faced! >>


no. killing kittens and tony danza are not the answer.
 


<< HELP! I don't wanna die!! >>


So stop posting and get a life. 😉😛
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If you're looking for a serious answer, eat well balanced meals, exercise, get enough sleep, and get regular checkups.
 
This reminds me of a great quote from Kenshin:

"When I say I'm going to kill you, there's nothing left for you to do but die."
 


<< One word.

CYROGENICS

Freeze yourself NOW before it's too late!! >>



If you're going to put your life into the hands of one word, you may want to make sure that it's CRYOGENICS and not C-Y-ROGENICS. Not sure what that one would get you...

(sorry Brutus 😀)
 



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<< Perhaps porn and constant fap fap fapping will keep me young and fresh faced! >>



Only one way to find out 😉 >>



I just wanted to say that I strongly support this experiment 😀
 


<< Sixty years or so left, Help! I don't want to die!! What can I do? >>


Sixty years? . . . such confidence . . . you might be so lucky . . .

One thing for sure, "worry" won't help. No one 'normal' wants to die at any healthy age (even if an eternal romp with 72 virgins sounds nice).
 


<< Sixty years or so left, Help! I don't want to die!! What can I do? >>

I can't tell if you are serious or not. In case you are: A healthy awareness of your own mortality can help prevent you from taking life for granted, but don't dwell on it too much. Death is nothing to fear. There is nothing you can do about it so accept the inevitable and make the most out of your short time here.

If you still cannot shake that fear of death try making up an afterlife to ease your anxiety. A variety of blissful fantasies about heaven have successfully placated billions of people since the dawn of recorded history so pick one and maybe it will work for you, too.
 
Become a criminal & pursue a life sentence. Then you'll be sure to have each day pass as slowly as humanly possible. Heck, the first week will seem like a lifetime. Pass the soap, would you?
 
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