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[amish]

well the woman was finally good to go to have sex last night (ie. no headache, not tired, not watching 'treasure hunters'). i think, 'yay, mr. president can finally go back to the white house instead of roughing it at rosey palmer's right hand ranch.'

so we get started, but of course, she wants to be on top. that's fine, but it gets a little boring for me. after a little while i get bored enough to finally do something about it. luckily we were at the edge of the bed. so i pick her up, spin us both around, and continue how i want to continue.

unfortunately there was a slight problem with this little escapade. in the process of picking her up, or the vigorous thrusting afterward, i did something that i've never done before. i somehow pulled a muscle in my ass.

yes, that's right, my ass is now killing me. it hurts to walk and it feels like i'm sitting on costanza's wallet whenever i sit. is there anything i can do? does one massage it out? help!

 

[Ika]

sucks. put a heat pad on it and stretch it.

 

[maximus maximus]

Solution - Ask her to do you doggy style.

 

[2Dead]

ask her to massage it for you...

 

[sao123]

ask her to cancel your internet connection so you never post about it again.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Solution - Ask her to do you doggy style.

:thumbsup:

 

[JohnCU]

pics of wife not ass?

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Solution - Ask her to do you doggy style.

:thumbsup:

idiot :laugh:

 

[theknight571]

LOL.. Killin me.

I'd go with the "have her massage it" option... even if it doesn't help, it's fun. 🙂

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: theknight571
LOL.. Killin me.

I'd go with the "have her massage it" option... even if it doesn't help, it's fun. 🙂

i gave her a call, told her i pulled a muscle and asked if she would massage it out for me later. surprisingly she said yes, but then she asked where it was. i got a laugh but probably no massage later.