There was a boy whale and a girl whale swimming along together in the ocean. When they happened across a fishing boat, the boy whale starts ranting and raving. "I hate those things! They strip the food out of the ocean, they pollute the water, they're loud and smell terrible!!!". The girl whale looks at him sideways and says, "Yes, all true, but what can we do about them?". The boy whale's face lights up, "I have an idea. Let's swim underneath the thing and blow bubbles until the thing turns over and all the men drown". The girl whale agrees, so they swim under the fishing boat and blow, and blow, and blow until finally, the ship overturns from the bubbles. "OH NO!" Shouts the boy whale, "They're all getting away!", and sure enough, the fishermen are swimming along in the ocean. "Yes, I see" says the girl whale, "But what can we do?". The boy whale thinks for another minute... "I have another idea, since they steal all our food anyway, lets eat them".
"Oh, no. Now wait one second." responds the girl whale.
"I'll do a blow job, but I am not eating any sea-men!"
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