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https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate
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  • Female legislator proposes bill to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine
  • The bill, which is largely symbolic, also imposes a 24-hour waiting period for Viagra

(CNN)A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.
Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.
"Let's look at what Texas has done to women," Farrar told CNN. "What if men had to undergo the same intrusive procedures?"

Even the name is a jab

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child." Even the bill's name -- "A Man's Right to Know Act" -- is a jab at a pamphlet Texas doctors are required to give women seeking abortions.

That pamphlet, "A Woman's Right to Know," has long been criticized for being inaccurate, ideologically influenced by religion and designed to discourage women from getting abortions. One section of the pamphlet says breast cancer and abortions are linked. Scientific studies have found no cause-and-effect relationship between the two.

"We have real lives to deal with," said Farrar, who pointed out that Texas has the highest maternal mortality rate in the developed world. And she's right — the rate of women who died from pregnancy-related complications doubled from 2010 to 2014, according to a recent study.

Backlash from political opponents

Republicans have lashed out at Farrar's bill. "I'm embarrassed for Representative Farrar. Her attempt to compare to the abortion issue shows a lack of a basic understanding of human biology," said Rep. Tony Tinderholt in a statement. "I would recommend that she consider taking a high school biology class from a local public or charter school before filing another bill on the matter."

Tinderholt recently proposed a bill that would charge abortion providers and women receiving abortions with murder.

Access to abortions in Texas

Texas has quite a one-two punch to keep women from getting abortions. One: strict laws. Two: Lack of clinics. Texas doesn't allow abortions for women past the 20-week mark unless their life is endangered. Under this law, women who are pregnant with an unviable fetus are forced to carry to term. Additionally, women must receive state-directed counseling, must have an ultrasound and a provider must describe the image of the unborn child to the woman. As of 2014, some 96% of Texas counties had no clinics that provided abortions, and roughly 43% of women lived in those counties, according to the Guttmacher Institute.

And since 2014 the number of facilities providing abortions in Texas has plummeted from 44 to18 after the state passed restrictions on abortion doctors and clinics. The restrictions were eventually struck down by the Supreme Court, but the damage was done. Today, Texas women can only get abortions in seven cities and an entire swath of the state -- the panhandle and much of west Texas -- is an abortion clinic desert.
 
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Because living children are the equivalent of sexual pleasure. Suuuuuuuuuuure. Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Someone has clearly gone fuil retard here.

There are plenty of things to argue on as far as abortion. Personally, I would argue on the front that I'm not your morals and if you want to kill your embryos that's fine and dandy. It's not mine, so I have zero fucks to give. That - and statistically speaking the people that do get abortions shouldn't be reproducing anyhow.

But trying to equate this to masturbation? Yeah, someone didn't pass biology 101 apparently. It's like she is trying to argue that apples = monkeys.
 
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Because living children are the equivalent of sexual pleasure. Suuuuuuuuuuure. Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Someone has clearly gone fuil retard here.

There are plenty of things to argue on as far as abortion. Personally, I would argue on the front that I'm not your morals and if you want to kill your embryos that's fine and dandy. It's not mine, so I have zero fucks to give. That - and statistically speaking the people that do get abortions shouldn't be reproducing anyhow.

But trying to equate this to masturbation? Yeah, someone didn't pass biology 101 apparently. It's like she is trying to argue that apples = monkeys.
Hey look at you taking it seriously and completely missing the point. But hey if it makes you feel like a big man to state the fucking obvious who am I to get in your way?
 
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Hey look at you taking it seriously and completely missing the point. But hey if it makes you feel like a big man to state the fucking obvious who am I to get in your way?
Taking it serious? Yeah, I'm taking it serious in that the rep obviously was trying to show some kind of irony

The REAL irony - is that there is nothing ironic here. It's someone that clearly missed the bar in understanding human biology 101.
 

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Because living children are the equivalent of sexual pleasure. Suuuuuuuuuuure. Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Someone has clearly gone fuil retard here.

There are plenty of things to argue on as far as abortion. Personally, I would argue on the front that I'm not your morals and if you want to kill your embryos that's fine and dandy. It's not mine, so I have zero fucks to give. That - and statistically speaking the people that do get abortions shouldn't be reproducing anyhow.

But trying to equate this to masturbation? Yeah, someone didn't pass biology 101 apparently. It's like she is trying to argue that apples = monkeys.
Living "children"? I swear you pro-birthers be like:

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Living "children"? I swear you pro-birthers be like:

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I already stated in my post - My morals aren't your morals.

As someone that had a kid born premature at 26 weeks - and through the process met plenty that had their kids born at 21-24 weeks - Yeah... that thing is a fucking living child. I don't say that as a christian nutjob - I say that as an atheist.

But again - as I stated above - my morals aren't your morals. Kill your babies all you want - you're probably doing the world a better service to ensure your genetics aren't reproducing. Thank the fuck christ.
 

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Rep. Farrar is a real "hands on" legislator. Bravo to her for getting a grip on this problem. Texas has too many jerk offs as it is.
 
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I already stated in my post - My morals aren't your morals.

As someone that had a kid born premature at 26 weeks - and through the process met plenty that had their kids born at 21-24 weeks - Yeah... that thing is a fucking living child. I don't say that as a christian nutjob - I say that as an atheist.

But again - as I stated above - my morals aren't your morals. Kill your babies all you want - you're probably doing the world a better service to ensure your genetics aren't reproducing. Thank the fuck christ.
I don't even see it as a moral thing. Pro-choice isn't pro-abortion. It's "your body, your business." At some point, half this country turned into Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched. Everybody wants to peek in everybody's windows... Especially the ones in the bedrooms.

I have enough shit to deal with in my own life without messing into someone else's...

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Rep. Farrar is a real "hands on" legislator. Bravo to her for getting a grip on this problem. Texas has too many jerk offs as it is.
While enforcing the fine might be a little ... difficult, that 24 hour waiting period on viagra will be no laughing matter to a lot of those male House members.

They really WILL be the Republicants!
 
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LOL. This is an oldie but goodie. Somebody did the same thing recently.

Ejaculation police: “Stop, show me your hands. I am going to have to cite you for unauthorized ejaculation. You will be fined $100”.

“But, officer, I couldn’t help it.”
 
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Taking it serious? Yeah, I'm taking it serious in that the rep obviously was trying to show some kind of irony

The REAL irony - is that there is nothing ironic here. It's someone that clearly missed the bar in understanding human biology 101.
While your technically right I say this bill is about 100 times better than this other Texas bill.

Death Penalty for Abortion

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/4/11/18304825/abortion-texas-tony-tinderholt-death-penalty-bill

A bill recently introduced in Texas would make it possible for women to get the death penalty for having abortions.

The bill would criminalize all abortions, with no exceptions for rape or incest, and would make it possible to charge a woman with homicide for having the procedure, according to the Washington Post. The state of Texas allows capital punishment for homicide.
 

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Because living children are the equivalent of sexual pleasure. Suuuuuuuuuuure. Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Someone has clearly gone fuil retard here.

There are plenty of things to argue on as far as abortion. Personally, I would argue on the front that I'm not your morals and if you want to kill your embryos that's fine and dandy. It's not mine, so I have zero fucks to give. That - and statistically speaking the people that do get abortions shouldn't be reproducing anyhow.

But trying to equate this to masturbation? Yeah, someone didn't pass biology 101 apparently. It's like she is trying to argue that apples = monkeys.
You could also adopt another point of view to this story, (stuff the pro-life argument for 20 seconds) that is that women find it an assault on their personal sovereign identity to have men command their bodies! And to drive this point home in the fragile mind of a man she has to hit with something he just might understand.
So what I get from this story is this : There is more to the equation than just "pro life", for example, there is the sovereignty over our own bodies.

And all she is saying is; please add this to the equation. Idiots.
 

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While your technically right I say this bill is about 100 times better than this other Texas bill.

Death Penalty for Abortion

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/4/11/18304825/abortion-texas-tony-tinderholt-death-penalty-bill

A bill recently introduced in Texas would make it possible for women to get the death penalty for having abortions.

The bill would criminalize all abortions, with no exceptions for rape or incest, and would make it possible to charge a woman with homicide for having the procedure, according to the Washington Post. The state of Texas allows capital punishment for homicide.
Other than the 24 hour provision, both bills would fall flat . Unless the states break up. There's nothing in the law to stop a pregnant woman from hopping a plane to California, Florida, or Washington, and getting it taken care of. What about the Texan that whacks off on his vacation in 'Vegas? Are they going to do before and after sperm count tests?

State sovereignty is a knife that cuts both ways.
 
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"The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra. "

I would be fine with a 24 hour waiting period for either of these. No big deal.

But this part is just too stupid for words. Is she retarded?

" Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. "
 

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"The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra. "

I would be fine with a 24 hour waiting period for either of these. No big deal.

But this part is just too stupid for words. Is she retarded?

" Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. "
Thankfully for you goat fucking was not included.
 

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"The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra. "

I would be fine with a 24 hour waiting period for either of these. No big deal.
But you don't have a trophy wife, who on rare occasions might want a high hard one..

How does an Elmer Fudd face like this,
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Get a babe that looks like this,

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If it's not all about the Benjamins?
 

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"The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra. "

I would be fine with a 24 hour waiting period for either of these. No big deal.

But this part is just too stupid for words. Is she retarded?

" Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. "
I think its completely telling that our "conservative" members cant sarcasm for a perfect 5 out of 7.
As they say, humor is of the the highest cognitive functions.
 
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cytg111

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But you don't have a trophy wife, who on rare occasions might want a high hard one..

How does an Elmer Fudd face like this,
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Get a babe that looks like this,

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If it's not all about the Benjamins?
I dont understand why these betas wants the year of the dog to come around .. cause come time, he aint sitting at the table. Case in point Trump .. that fucker only exists cause we are a civil society.. He wants to undermine the very civil structure that enables him to begin with, is like sawing off the branch you are sitting on. Push come to shove, can anyone imagine cadet bone spurs sliding a blade into another human being and taking a life? Wannabe gangsters to the left of me, wannabe Putins to the right, stuck in the middle with the rest of humanity.
Fuck it.
She fine.
 
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