Hello Irony, didn't see you there.

[KEV1N]

Every time I passed Abercrombie and Fitch in the mall, I'd scoff and proclaim that they sold pre-tattered, pre-soiled, ugly clothes at 50 times their actual manufacturing value and I'd never buy anything from that store unless it was heavily discounted or someone bought it for me.

Guess what I got for Christmas from my uncle who never sees me and doesn't know how I dress?

A $100 Abercrombie and Fitch gift card!

However, being the grateful nephew I am, I went by Abercrombie & Fitch yesterday and actually entered this time. Wow. My suspicions were confirmed. EVERYTHING they sold was hideous. There I was, clutching $100 that I could only use in this store, and I couldn't spend it.

Truly a sight to behold: an Anti-Abercrombie and Fitch standing there trying his hardest to buy something from said store.

 

[TallBill]

find someone in there and sell the gc for 90 bucks thats the price of a t-shirt anyways, so they will spend it all

 

[minendo]

yeah man just sell the giftcard

 

[Heisenberg]

*slowly puts A&F sweater received as Christmas present out of view*

 

[fatbaby]

Is it the kind you ahve to activate at the register? cuz then ppl will get suspicious

~fat

 

[littleman]

<< Hello Irony, didn't see you there >>



UHHHHHHHH nice title.

 

[tweakmm]

<<Hello Irony, didn't see you there.>>
i think that your situation is poetic justice...

 

[Evadman]

I am stalking you Tweak

Anyway, does anyone have a website or something for "Abercrombie and Fitch" They do not exist in the midwest. I would like to get the joke

 

[tweakmm]

<< I am stalking you Tweak >>


AH!!!!
::glances around shoulder::

<--paranoid

 

[tweakmm]

thats the first time that i've ever used that arrow thing...

 

[Masas]

i guess u can always stock up on socks.

 

[silent tone]

You gotta scalp that card man. Shouldn't be too difficult to find some little teen if you hand around there a little while

 

[peto]

Buy one of their catalogs

 

[Colt45]

could you buy a pair of socks and get change? or would they just give you stupid credit?

 

[mrCide]

not as good as that playa playa homie g baggy clothes for us cool thugs..

/sarcasm

abercrombie is expensive but of all the clothes i own (besides versace) its the highest quality. even my american eagle stuff is falling apart..

 

[SuperGroove]

<< <<Hello Irony, didn't see you there.>>
i think that your situation is poetic justice... >>



We've got a thread for this

Learn well

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Yea I guess the clothes you wear aren't marked up for a huge profit gain either

 

[Platypus]

Awww you poor baby. You have 100 free dollars to buy clothes, stop bitching.
I would love if someone gave me money for clothes.

 

[KEV1N]

Hey, I wasn't bitching. Of course I welcome the prospect of free clothing! I was just pointing out how I was standing in a A&F store desparately trying to find something whereas just a month ago I wouldn't be caught dead in one. Ah, yes.

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

couldn't you buy 100 bucks worth of clothes, empty the gift card, then return the clothes for cash? or would you end up with store credit

 

[KEV1N]

I think the receipt would say "Gift Card" and if I tried to return anything, I'd get the amount tendered in the form tendered, that is, credit.

Besides, I think my uncle wanted me to have clothes for Christmas. Maybe he was trying to tell me something.

 

[ravanux]

<< abercrombie is expensive but of all the clothes i own (besides versace) its the highest quality. >>



I think you are just lucky. I worked at A&F for 6 months and it makes some of the trashiest clothing in the entire world. It is soooooo low quality. But there is some cool stuff in there. Oh yeah and a lot of hot women work/shop there. ::wipes drool from mouth::

 

[Jzero]

<< i guess u can always stock up on socks. >>



I never knew buying ONE sock was stocking up....

hahaahahahaha
I kill me sometimes.

 

A while back my aunt gave me my first cd player.
As well as my first cd, a mint Vanilla Ice cd.
heh

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

anyone have any pics of Abercrombie clothing?? We don't get that here in Canada. Is it like Club Monaco or Gap?? Or Eddi Bauer.